This game is very, very entertaining. Although the box collision is a drag sometimes as oppose to circle collision, it can be used strategically. I love the end where you get so big you swallow everything. And also it's very strategic, knowing which bubbles to go for and trying to find a window to get them in. However, it lacks sound and music, and therefore earns 4/5.
Let me begin by saying to you all that this is not the worst game in history...I've reviewed games much worse than this...Now, for the review. As pointed out by my colleagues, this is a clone of another game. No instructions, which is bad; you are forced to make your own instructions and figure out how to play. No sound. No music. I do like how it doesn't refill; it gives definite levels and a challenge to see how far you get. However, it is very poorly developed, and a 1/5.
This game is so much fun!!! I lose and lose and lose, and yet I can't help myself! I must keep playing over and over again! This is a great (yet unoriginal) game, and I commend whoever made it. However, there have been many games just like this one, but I do give a 5/5, and will add to favorites. Good job, the first game I've reviewed that has earned a 5/5!
Just like power-copter, a game with great potential whose problems were more severe than the things worthy of praise. Big problem that everyone should be complaining about--enemy is way too much better than you!!!!!!! They can strafe, they can shoot diagonally, they shoot much faster despite the fact you have two pistols and they only have one, and they shoot farther too. You are confined to four directions, forcing you into the line of fire to get a shot off. Plus you die way too easily, so going into the line of fire is a no can do unless you are suicidal. I must commend you on the innuendoes--frontal assault? Infiltration? Haha. But it was upsetting nonetheless, and I remember you saying the game is supposed to be hard. You said nothing about it being impossible. Sorry, but you've got big issues to fix before I can raise the 1/5 that you have earned.
Haha I like it. 53 wins to 79 losses. Sorry the angry cat is just priceless. It is pretty funny. However, you find a rare problem in this game. There is no goal or problem to be met or resolved. The only other game I found this in was that abomination Balloons Go Pop! by kaffeen I believe. However, this is not an abomination, it is funny. A good idea I guess, but underdeveloped. Make more buttons connected to more pictures. Other than that, there is nothing to this game. However much I like it, as a critic it is necessary for me to be unbiased, so I believe that it is underdeveloped, but entertaining. 2/5.
Um, what just happened? The computer beat me to the first ball by knocking in a red (the only reason I didn't get there first is because the physics are off and dislike angle shots :/). The next thing I know, I knock in a blue ball and win? Only one blue ball. What?! Dude, the game needs work. Big time. Fix physics, fix AI because the computer was simply miserable, and fix rules! What kind of game doesn't abide by it's own rules? I know there's a second coming out that's fixing the mistakes, but that doesn't make up for this game. That is an entirely different game, so you can't use that as an excuse. The only good thing is that you can pick your table. But even that isn't good enough to help your 1/5 rating. Sorry. Fix the game then we'll talk.
The controls are difficult. I find them to be counterintuitive, as you are going left and right, opposite of what you think you would be doing, going up and down. Move the mouse up to go up, down to go down. Also, the ground was too close, or the acorns too far away. It was a very difficult game. Plus, the controls are just awkward. Why not the arrow keys? 1/5
This was much like a previous game I played and reviewed, one called Guppy something or another; can't remember exactly. But that one sucked and got a 1/5. This game had similar issues, but on opposite ends of the spectrum. One problem with the other is too small a playing field. This one is well sized, but icicles or stalactites or whatever hang from the ceiling. And you fly right through them. It's very unrealistic. I thought I was a goner, but not for the magic fly through wall dragon! Plus, in the other one, the controls were extremely sensitive; in here they are a tad slow. You don't rise nor do you fall fast enough to avoid obstacles. But, it is a slight improvement, and therefore earns 2/5.
This game could be fun if only it was fair. The 2P computer shoots really fast; never has to wait, shoots right at you and hardly misses without even turning. You have to turn and aim, get very low ammo, and can barely shoot. It's like a super ship that is impossible to kill. Unlike my colleagues, I find the controls to be nice, except that the back key should just be eliminated, and space bar to shoot. You have plenty of room to go anywhere you want; you really don't need to go back. However, the fact that it is so unfair it isn't fun makes this game earn 1/5. I mean really you should be able to play without dying immediately. Give us a chance...
That tutorial was very well organized. One of the best features is the fact that you also let us play the game first if we choose (and the fact that we get to choose is also good). And that is beneficial to know what exactly what it is that we are doing. The tutorial was down to earth, and very well set up. You told us what we were going to make, you showed us how to make it, then you showed us what we made. A splendid organizational pattern. However, it was not without flaws. One of the biggest problems is that you assumed we understood basic principles of flash. This was an issue for me and other people watching who have never even considered thinking about using flash. I know it would make it a lot easier on you, but it is essential to explain the basic things for a perfect success. Never assume knowledge. Also, it was bland. No color, and no sound (other than the animations that you showed us). But overall, it was well made, and a 4/5.
This game could have been so much better :(. It had so much potential! It was a great game. However, the screen was clogged up with planes. It was very difficult to move. The controls were also very sensitive. Plus, the first gun you get sucks, and makes it nearly impossible to upgrade to a better one because you can hardly make money. Besides this, it was quite a load of potential, and with work this could be the next hit of kongregate. Well, you know, the sequel could at least. 2/5.
Hmm...not sure what to say. It was interesting at first, but interest died off at around hole 20 when it got slightly boring. The physics were very good, and it was a creative idea, yet unoriginal at that. There have been many a planetary golf game, and this is definitely not the first. Due to it's unoriginality and loss of interest in me, 2/5.
Well, if you're into puzzle games like bejewelled, then you have hit the jackpot my friend. However, I am not a giant fan of these, so I will try to be as unbiased as possible. It is kind of entertaining to try to find the right place to pull your jewels out. However, pulling them out can be frustrating, as you sometimes pull out the wrong thing by accident and the customer gets pissed :C. Cuz you can't put it back, which sucks. If you like these games, make your own rating, as mine is not reliable, but in my opinion, they did a good job on this kind of game, and therefore earned 2/5.
If I must be honest, I will say this game is only addicting because of the achievements. I would have given up a long time ago were it not for the hard badge. But, alas, here I am, writing my evaluation. It was a very interesting and original game, I'll give it that. However, the enemies were placed in areas that you could either barely pass them or couldn't see them coming, and getting knocked down is very frustrating because it's stupid and removes a ton of time. Plus, there was an odd lack of variety in the game. Run. Grab squiggles. Jump on stuff. Very uninteresting after a while. But fun nonetheless, especially on the loops where you run in a circle and get launched off, so it has earned a 3/5.
Well, it was fun, but the time is short. If the three seconds began after they gave you the word as opposed to whilst they are being formed. And it was boring, as you only typed. Hm. Guess that's the point... However, I did like it somewhat. Although it was repetitive, it did grow and become more challenging, so I have to give him props on creating a repetitive/non-repetitive game. So, without any further complaints, this game ranks 2/5.
Well, level one was AMAZING. It was plain out funny and the best game I've played in a while. I was going to rate 5/5 then add to favorites and donate 25 kreds to armegalo. Then...the angels. They are annoying and a nuisance, especially since they lower your bar ALL THE WAY. The angels got me irritated, and consequently, I am giving a 3/5 for frustration.
This was a disgusting abomination to all pieces of pedantry. This game was out of style around 50 years ago. The controls are stiff, and it makes you feel like you need to force everything. The thrust is too slow, and the bullets travelled so slow the meteor was gone by the time the bullet reached it. The meteors, being black circles, lacked originality. And by the way, it's meteor blaster not meteor blastor. Try to spell your games correctly? C: Anyway the gameplay was boring, and I killed my ship on purpose just to get out of there. The difficulty was nonchalant; I think I fought the exact same wave three times. So, I give this disgusting and outdated piece of kongregate back alley trash a 1/5. If there was a lower rating that I could give, I would give it.
This game is not only severely unoriginal, but unendingly frustrating. There is a helicopter game I played on brainbashers.com that resembled this exact playing style and obstacles, but was better. The controls are miserable. Another game not made for a laptop track pad. The controls are way too sensitive for how small of a playing area you were supplied with. He falls too fast and rises WAY too fast. Plus, you died way too easily; barely tap something once and you're through. Finally, the score submission. The worst part was submitting your score after you died. Because the controls are too sensitive and you die too easily, deaths run rampant in this game. But why are you forced to submit your score? If you want to play again, it takes around 45 seconds to restart, which has discouraged me from taking a few more whacks at it. Of course the option should always be there, but never required. Therefore, I bequeath this miserably difficult and severely frustrating game 1/5.
Man that was bad. This game was obviously not made for a laptop trackpad haha. Well, it was a boring concept anyway. The game lacked originality; all you did was pop balloons. It was bland, and the colors were boring; they could have been sharper. Simply clicking balloons does not make a game; it has no conflict or goal that should be resolved or met. And the fact that you lost time for letting balloons escape was practically cheating because of how fast the balloons rise, AND the fact that popping a balloon lets out three smaller balloons, which you don't have time to hit in the short time you see them. So an overtly difficult, dry, and boring gameplay earns this game a 1/5.
Well, it was fun at first, but then I was done by level two. And I mean I didn't die. I gave up. I just couldn't handle the boredom any more. Now, others may not agree with me, but I enjoy how you have to kill the people manually rather than having the computer do it for you. It's a nice twist to tradition, and it makes for a more interactive and exciting gameplay. Simple games are good, but when it comes to tower defense, which is what category I'll put this game, I must say that complicated is better. When there are three things you can do in a tower defense, boring upgrades, and no money, just clicking on a rock for a few seconds and building blocks makes for a dim tower defense. Your crazy climber was better; I recommend you stick with those. 1.5/5
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