"If your actual age is less than you brain age your mind is in great shape"
"If your brain age is older than your actual age, you just need a little work" - Don't those two statements contradict each other?
I loved the artwork and the broken English made me laugh. The game made little sense but at least it wasn't a load of 'random' occurrences and harsh in-your-face immaturity and internet slang flashing up all over the place. 3/5
I loved the bit where you find out it was actually you who killed your own wife and the trauma of what you'd done caused your short-term memory to fail.
Why would you eat a flying cow? You would have to kill, butcher and cook it first which for one person is an impressive catalogue of skills. You're also presuming the player isn't a vegetarian. I'd probably just wave at her.
The graphics were very cool, but the screen coming up every time you did anything was not on! Why not just have a speech bubble above the fellers head or something?