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City Siege 3: FUBAR Level Pack

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Jun. 20, 2015

Rating: 21

*big explosion killing 5 baddies* First Baddie: "Dude, did you hear that? Sounded like a big explosion." Second baddie: "I didn't hear anything." First Baddie: "We might have intruders. They might've taken down the entire east wing of the bunker. Maybe it's those guys that took down our other 4 bunkers" Second Baddie: "I highly doubt it. How could they get their choppers inside?" *shrieken hits a rock behind them* *Baddies turn around* Second Baddie: "Heard that noiseless impact on that rock? Looks like we both did. See? How could they break in hear with our well trained sense...DOH!" *Second baddie dies* First baddie: "Oh no! Come out, you. Where did it come from? I can't see anything past 2 meters? DOH!" *BOOM!* *Second baddie dies from petrol explosion*

Help the Hero

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Jun. 11, 2015

Rating: 5

Every time I had a tie break, I lost. And I had a LOT of tie breaks.

'Til Cows Tear Us Apart

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Jun. 11, 2015

Rating: -5

Dude, there's a bug where forcing your way through the border causes the loading screen to come up. Please fix!

Don't Escape 2

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Mar. 31, 2015

Rating: 1

Who put the key to this place in the dumpster?! P.S. We kill and we live...OR WE DIE AND WE KILL!

The Programmer RPG

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Feb. 27, 2015

Rating: 2

I wish unlocked mode would at least unlock the Review levels. I need a refresher.

The Programmer RPG

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Feb. 27, 2015

Rating: 1

40 LESSONS ARE AVAILABLE ON HIS WEBSITE!!!! It's in the form of un-implemented source code.

Endless Migration

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Feb. 12, 2015

Rating: 0

Why does every pilot in Canada hate flocks? They don't hate birds, they hate flocks. They kill only the birds in our flocks. Anyone with some insight on this?

Super Energy Apocalypse : RECYCLED!

Play Super Energy Apocalypse : RECYCLED!

Feb. 12, 2015

Rating: 16

Just so that everyone knows: SMOG IS NOT CO2. No amount of plants can clean up smog. In fact, smoggy air can collect over plants. Smog is a combination of SMoke and fOG, hence, the term SMOG.

The Programmer RPG

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Jan. 18, 2015

Rating: 2

Oh, scratch that. Turns out Ludum Dare Game Jams have nearly zero regulations besides decency. So, yeah, internet may get quite a few more games and some famous devs everywhere by the time this update finishes.

The Programmer RPG

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Jan. 18, 2015

Rating: 1

I'm itching to finish learning AS3. It will spawn a bazillion new flash games all over the internet. Anyone above 18 can even enter Game Jams and become insta-famous!

The Programmer RPG

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Jan. 16, 2015

Rating: 3

It actually feels extremely strange how we get overly-excited in this game. We're just taking part in a free online Computer-Based Training course for programming in AS3. P.S. How long till the next 50 lessons are written?

Developer response from GregoryCarlson

I'm glad you are excited! I am 50 lessons away from being done, after suffering from some writer's block. It will take me about 2-3 hours to write them, an hour to write the hints, 2-3 hours of testing and debugging, 2 hours of making art and about 5 hours of code and then it will be done. I am aiming for this (Ninja Edit: week)!

You are a... The Sequel

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Jan. 05, 2015

Rating: 1

I am Ultra Video Game Player, the Last Overlord, destined to defeat Vikings. Pretty badass aren't I?

Sandbox Hero

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Dec. 31, 2014

Rating: 1

How long until the next update?

Political Compass

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Dec. 29, 2014

Rating: -1

I was just a little bit higher from the center.

Task Motivator!

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Dec. 17, 2014

Rating: 2

Works great for practicing question papers.

Wasted Youth, Part 1

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Dec. 15, 2014

Rating: 3

This school isn't as bad as Bullworth Academy from the game Bully, but some of the students here are weirder.

Wasted Youth, Part 1

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Dec. 15, 2014

Rating: 3

*Dissects the first frog* *Finds the key* How did all those frogs get messy? I just cut ONE frog!

Wasted Youth, Part 1

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Dec. 15, 2014

Rating: 1

The classes are nothing more than funny clips. Don't worry, players.

The Legend of the Golden Robot

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Dec. 14, 2014

Rating: 1

Try this. When you level up, try upgrading vitality and then downgrade it. You'll hear the noise of receiving damage.

Task Motivator!

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Dec. 14, 2014

Rating: 2

Motivating...

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