A well-made game, but it seriously screws people over with the luck factor. No luck, no winning. The best way to beat this game is to beat your head against a wall. It would be 5/5 for being so well made, but after losing so many times due to sheer luck, it's demoralizing...
Yeah, I don't see the Pokemon reference? It's a turtle, though a cartoonish one. Next thing you know they'll make a TMNT game and they're say "Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles!"
Don't use the Minigun, it's a waste of cash. The Triple-gun out-performs everything else after it gets some decent damage upgrades, the artillery tower is cheap but effective for killing bosses, drones distract the enemy, and damage and fire rate buffs are great ways to make your turrets way better, especially 2 damage buffs on the final battle. I love triple machine gun with 6+ base damage!
If it weren't for the lag that happens at inopportune times, I'd be a master at this game. As it stands, I keep dying because the game lags just a frame or two. GREAT DESIGN! 1/5
OH CRAP GUYS IT'S NOT A GAME BUT IT DOES WHAT THE AUTHOR SAID IT WOULD DO! Quitcher bitching, seriously. It's not a game, so you can chat and stuff without having your CPU worked over like a Chinese hooker. How about we rate it up rather than flaming, hmm?
To those of you complaining about the lack of gameplay, graphics, and other things that make your teenage brains orgasm: This game tells a story, and it's interactive. It's not terribly difficult because it's a GOOD story. What a novel concept.
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No worries, mate. From the future, I can tell you that my game is rocking a 3.00 average. Whoo!