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Game comments and reviews

Spewer

May. 11, 2009

0

I really want to love this game but there's several jumps with annoyingly small tolerance for error.

Crush the Castle

May. 05, 2009

0

Sometimes the release click doesn't register, wasting a shot.

Crush the Castle

May. 05, 2009

0

The controls work well, but I had to Google the name of the game before I could find understandable instructions. Boo.

Bang! Heroes

May. 04, 2009

0

Adamg, we're not crazy. We've just played much better shooters than this repetitive and poorly designed game. Even NES Contra is far better than this dreck.

RetroShoot

Apr. 15, 2009

0

Pretty graphics, dull as dishwater gameplay.

Hero's Arms

Apr. 13, 2009

0

The game's enemies are extremely dull in the first world and you have to slog through that to get to the more interesting second world.

0

Both sides get ridiculous amounts of powerups and the last boss was a total-snoozefest as it got stuck on the right hand side of the screen. Nice graphics, gameplay needs some TLC.

Brawler Whirled

Apr. 09, 2009

0

re lorenith: I don't have the greatest computer, but I did buy it last year and it wasn't the cheapest computer in the store. The controls are still inconsistent and even a basic light-light-heavy combo is only 90% reliable at best.

Awesome idea, but the dino-sprite is too big and the flying area is too small.

Neverending Light

Apr. 03, 2009

0

art + crummy game = still a crummy game

Exploit

Apr. 01, 2009

0

If this was turn based, I'd give it 4/5 or 5/5. With the real-time CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK right-now! scheme, I can only give this a 2/5.

Death vs. Monstars

Mar. 24, 2009

0

The control scheme sucked in the first version--it's no better now.

Shopping Cart Hero

Mar. 18, 2009

0

How I cracked 2k trick points: Do an immediate handstand off of a good jump. While holding the handstand, use the left and right keys to balance the rocket so that rocket is pushing up at a 45 degree angle--you want as much boost as you can get! As you run out of fuel, keep in the handstand and press left to finish a backflip. End the handstand and prepare for the landing. You should bounce up with more than enough time for a quick handstand.

Perfect Balance

Mar. 14, 2009

0

Interesting game, but could inferno mode be any uglier?

Death vs. Monstars

Mar. 09, 2009

0

Interesting but the aiming scheme is exceedingly awkward. Beat the game on my second try (third if you count a misclick off screen that lead to a fatal loss of control...), never want to see this particular way of aiming again. There's a very good game in here that only needs better controls to shine. 2/5

Bible Fight

Mar. 08, 2009

0

Even ignoring the subject matter, this is a over-a-year-old flash game with sloppy controls and poor gameplay. 1/5.

Cell Warfare

Feb. 20, 2009

0

Okay, mucking with settings fixes the lag. Still no cure for the fact that we've all played this stuff before in previous (better!) games.

Cell Warfare

Feb. 20, 2009

0

Yawn. Laggy and uninspired.

Scriball

Jan. 25, 2009

0

Good idea for a game, but it gets frustrating when the ball goes through your line.

Meat Boy (map pack)

Dec. 24, 2008

0

The controls are WAY too sensitive.