HerculesIsadore's Comments

Apr. 17, 2012

Rating: 5

You can do kind of an alternate ending by luring her off a cliff and then turning the game off.

Apr. 16, 2012

Rating: 0

2 player console version please?

Apr. 14, 2012

Rating: 8

I chose conflict over agreement. I chose adventure over safety. I chose challenge over ease. I also chose to jump over my girlfriend's head teabagging her as the game went to credits.

Mar. 21, 2012

Rating: 5

Disaster.

Mar. 21, 2012

Rating: 7

It won't load for me either.

Mar. 21, 2012

Rating: 23

I like how the game yells at you for talking to certain people. "There's no need to talk to that creep!" But later in the game you will have to talk to that person for no apparent reason.

Mar. 20, 2012

Rating: 5

It's true that circular thinking is responsible for all goat crime.

Mar. 18, 2012

Rating: 2

Lmao, "more like Chief Wiggum if you ask me."

Mar. 18, 2012

Rating: 86

I managed to turn ten dollars into two quarters to use the payphone! I'm a genius!

Mar. 17, 2012

Rating: 5

Great game. Real fun. I know it's in the journey, but I wish it had a better ending. Especially after collecting all those stars.

Mar. 16, 2012

Rating: 12

I'm finding crazy mode near impossible. I guess the reason it's so hard is that with two warring factions each made up of 3 partners. Each side starts with triple what you have. Seems obvious enough to stay out of there way and grow off in the corner while they destroy each other, but much easier said than done. I find playing aggressively, defensively or even in the middle doesn't work. Someone above said you could win out of luck in this mode, but I don't even see how that's possible. I always wind up surrounded before I can control two territories. Any tips?

Mar. 13, 2012

Rating: -6

How is this game complete? 1/5

Mar. 05, 2012

Rating: -33

What a time waster. I spent over 2 hours beating level 2!

Mar. 03, 2012

Rating: 10

What an ugly pig rabbit. It would be better if you didn't know what the puzzle looked like when you built it. That way you would construct a story as it's happening. Not sure if that would perfect it, but really kind of boring gameplay as it is. Still 4/5. Also...maybe not such a strange gross pig rabbit.

Mar. 03, 2012

Rating: 1

Apparently I am shark bait. Still, 5/5.

Mar. 02, 2012

Rating: 1

This game is impossible! Nooooo!!!

Mar. 02, 2012

Rating: 18

The controls are fudged. A should be back kick, S should be upward attack and D should be forward attack and they should reverse when you turn around. That way each key matches the direction of the attack your signaling. It's too confusing like it is.

Mar. 02, 2012

Rating: 2

This game is pretty awesome. I'm impressed by the ratio of zombies making the game force you to make mistakes that make the game more fun forcing you to upgrade your gun and use your mechas. The worst thing about the game is that it's kind of an eyesore. Putting it even more bluntly, I've never seen an uglier minesweeper game. Music is also annoying. I would say it feels to me like the map is too big, making the numbers too small. If it doesn't make sense based on zombie ratios to make the map smaller maybe the numbers could be made bigger, and there could be a function where you scroll left and right and up and down, or zooming in on a part. This game frustrates me because I really want to play it, but I hate to look at it. 5/5 for me all the same. But do improve it!

Feb. 27, 2012

Rating: 9

REALLY great game. But pretty weak ending considering the challenge factor.

Feb. 21, 2012

Rating: 3

If I killed them, I killed them because I love them very much.