In the late 80s and early 90s terrible driving games which vaguely imitated 3D were made all the time. With the advent of modern 3D systems, racing games became something else entirely. It's so good to see that yet enough tired and awful genre of gaming has been brought back from the dead to bore and frustrate a whole new generation of unsuspecting gamers.
Great game and great story that plays out very well. Some issues with the scroller and not being able to go over the conversations you've had with people but really lovely. Would like some more of this.
Crap graphics, crap graphics and completely lacklustre gameplay. One of the most dull and boring shooters I've ever played. Also, never EVER write music again, stick your slightly better skill of below average drawings of planes in notebooks.
I guess it gets easier and easier to make these games as you can just re-use things over and over again, which is why there are so many and they're all equally rubbish.
Lovely and varied graphics, solid sound and smooth responsive controls. Such a shame this is the most generic and bland shooty thing I've played in a long time.
Having to watch both the reflection and the playing area makes things needlessly complicated. It doesn't add anything to the gameplay and is just frustrating considering the traps are kind of hard to see.
Surprisingly not bad considering the horrific music and premise. It's well written enough enough to get my interest anyway. And unlike nearly all RPG attempts on here, the script isn't bad at all.
It sounds all the same and never quite keeps in time with itself, MUCH LIKE REAL PUNK AMIRITE!!!!!!11!!
The music is HORRIBLE, it's a bunch of prebuild sets stuck together but they don't quite flow so it's really jarring. And because there's only a few different things to stick together it all sounds the same after a while. The speech while nicely delivered is incredibly grainy. This would be almost forgivable if your game wasn't about sound.
Like canabalt only not very good.
In fact it's almost everything bad about canabalt while simultaneously being nothing good about it. Quite an achievement really.
Car + Air = Airplane? Seriously? One of the major problems with this game is how getting to something can be either stupidly simply like the car to airplane thing or stupidly in depth (like getting to bread), that inconsistent scope makes it very hard to guess what peculiar logic is at play.
Great puzzle? Wonderful game??!?? You make a beetle by combining earth with a worm. WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT????
A tiresome point and click adventure with no adventure and no real rewards.
Tiresome, not very funny and not particularly interesting. But with 'shit' in the title it gets nearly a 4 rating? Wow, the world is an amazingly stupid place.
Great presentation. No actual fun to be had though. One of the most fidgety physics based flash games I've ever played, and that's a pretty big pool to choose from.
Note to developers, if you're going to shamelessly rip sound from somewhere, try not to choose a really popular game like World of Warcraft.
Not a particularly good Tower Defense game, most of the towers are useless and the levelling up just means you grind until you're good enough to get through a given level.
A hunking pile of time wasting trash. It's really depressing to see a shameless grab for money like this get badges when other far more deserving games don't get them.