Probably because Nitrome botnets comments to have -20 or more for the slightest criticisms, and puts in scripts that massively inconvenience people just for using adblock which is their right. I'm glad that they stopped doing that, but I 1/5 every game until they stop botting negative comments and being general all round fascists about every little thing.
Dunno if jmbt02 is getting lazy or what, but I've played on two browsers, two computers, and on kongregate and armor games, but the game is just broken. Gotta give it a 1/5.
I love the smell of voting 1/5 stars on Nitrome games and looking at all the -20 ratings his botnet is dishing out on any criticism whatsoever. Smells like... victory.
It's child's play, but I guess children need flash games too. Still, more challenging puzzles would be nice. A level editor would be a good place to start.
You know what? Fuck it. I'm making a giant Nerdook picture and hanging it in my room so that it becomes an obstacle for someone on doomsday. This game is mecha t-rex airstrike awesome.
Suffers from the same problem all childish sniping games do. Does not provide enough information on what your objective actually is. On top of that, no bullet drop or target leading, and other unrealistic firearm mechanics. Lastly, an obnoxious unnecessarily interactive production card. 1/5.
Close to being good. 1/5 simply for little idiocies like using up lives when you haven't hit a checkpoint, and having railroaded hazards that are more luck than skill in avoiding since you cannot control your speed.
I have no idea why so many people don't get the joke. "Hurr durr so beautiful, so sad."
He's making fun of all of you retards, and the games you cream your jeans over. Well, I guess most Kongregate users are below the age of 18 so it's not surprising.
I saw this game was by Nitrome from the newest games section and just came in to give it 1/5 stars for its anti-freedom script. +1 this if you did too.
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