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You are a... The Sequel

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Aug. 22, 2011

Rating: 0

I am Ultra Bro, the Very Angry Superrobot, destined to turn lead into... *dramatic music* Your Neighbor!

WetDike

Play WetDike

Aug. 14, 2011

Rating: 19

If you're going to upload solitaire, why couldn't you at least upload the far better one card draw version?

Aliens Kidnapped Betty

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Aug. 13, 2011

Rating: 13

The hell is this a medium badge? No, I am not going to do all this work for 15 points when I can do less in most other games for 30.

Convergence

Play Convergence

Aug. 07, 2011

Rating: 11

Needs a restart button especially at the beginning so you don't have to refresh or play all the way through when trying to get the ninja achievement or if you accidentally make a wrong choice and are heading for an ending you've already discovered. I take off a star for that but that still leaves 4/5 ^.^

Battle for Wayland Keep

Play Battle for Wayland Keep

Jun. 03, 2011

Rating: 9

After you sleep with Elvina the first time and talk to her again she says "I suspected you were not of this world, but any doubts I had I lost last night in the bedsheets last week." Last night in the bedsheets last week? Last night last week? What?

Papa's Taco Mia!

Play Papa's Taco Mia!

May. 25, 2011

Rating: 10

Every day Big Paulie buys a big pizza, a big burger, and a big taco. Jeez no wonder the guy's so fat.

Massive Mayhem 3

Play Massive Mayhem 3

Apr. 23, 2011

Rating: 4

For the record, there's also another bug where (and I don't know if this is consistent or recreatable) vehicular explosions don't trigger any deaths. I was on the mission where you need to kill two people that way (before the game decided to erase my file) and I got two football players clearly within AT LEAST the injury radius if not the death radius. The explosion animation went off normally (I used a landmine to trigger it) and the smoke went around the two football players but neither was harmed.

Chisel

Play Chisel

Apr. 18, 2011

Rating: 4

Sigh, Nitrome has always been great at pixel art but this is yet another example of their unfortunate inability to make a game good in ways other than art. Keep trying Nitrome, looking forward to your first really good game... =\

Elephant Quest

Play Elephant Quest

Apr. 15, 2011

Rating: -1

Can't max out stats, skill tree slightly too small for max. Otherwise great game. 3/5

Creative Kill Chamber

Play Creative Kill Chamber

Mar. 20, 2011

Rating: 8

@Sonnemuz and people like him. Don't like this and any other game just cause they don't like it, and stop marking down comments just because you disagree with them. Mark down spam, pointless unrelated nonsense, and comments that generally don't belong there, but let others have their opinions. Personally, I believe this game could be balanced better, as it's annoying and frustrating to have to repeat a long animation just to miss the click again several times. This still gets a 3/5, but it could be better.

Crush The Castle 2

Play Crush The Castle 2

Mar. 11, 2011

Rating: 17

Nice game but demanding kreds has no place in this nor any game.

Treadmillasaurus Rex

Play Treadmillasaurus Rex

Feb. 22, 2011

Rating: 1

Considering once the treadmill has any speed and the wind turns against you it becomes impossible and even when you spin "Win the Game!" you end up getting the effect of Party rather than winning as the spin implies, I give this game a 1/5. The only redeeming features are the T-Rex and the hats.

Rebuild

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Feb. 19, 2011

Rating: 3

Convinced Harder isn't actually possible. Either rebalance it or remove the badge. Honestly the high difficulties are just not fun. At all.

Burrito Bison

Play Burrito Bison

Feb. 19, 2011

Rating: 0

Too many police after first door. Balancing is slightly off. Still, 4/5

Rebuild

Play Rebuild

Feb. 12, 2011

Rating: 1

Tip: Try to have you're city an irregular shape as little as possible. More surface area = more zombies.

The Sagittarian

Play The Sagittarian

Feb. 02, 2011

Rating: 6

There are checkpoints. It says "Try Again" (Checkpoint) and "Start Over" (Start over)

Man in Gap

Play Man in Gap

Jan. 12, 2011

Rating: -2

Eh my point is that if the guy wants this game mobile he can get a similar one. Personally I think Mr.Space is better.

Man in Gap

Play Man in Gap

Jan. 12, 2011

Rating: 0

And tiamat12 this game is in itunes app store

Man in Gap

Play Man in Gap

Jan. 12, 2011

Rating: -3

Not very good >.> tedious and annoying for the badge

Fade

Play Fade

Jan. 10, 2011

Rating: -4

Wall jump does not work

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