Penguin: I'm low on health and there's two turtles here... *eats first one* Alright, now for the oth- OH LOOK AT THAT DELICIOUS ONE ON THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE MAP!
Every other bubble is filled with tanks that shoot 5 spreading and rockets, and tanks that lay lots of mines and shoot the purple sticky things. That doesn't make me think "Oh, what a fun game". That makes me think "Do I really have to deal with these ass clowns and drop a level again?"
...I defeated Echigo and found Mysteriouds Black Samurai Armour of Death. I put it on and got the medium badge. No fighting, just equipping it gave me the badge. o.O
A sad mix of fantastic concept regarding the story with poor execution regarding the actual game mechanics. Somewhere in the swamp it stopped being worth the story. Meh.
I'd like to raise a point. If I successfully complete an Alien mission, I shouldn't expect to then play the next Human mission from the Alien's viewpoint (and unplayable difficulty). Why am I playing the exact same story line? Didn't I win? This is the result of Human victories. Why do Alien victories have the same result?
Why do I get 2 mistakes for every missed note? And his little comments (Right on! Amazing! Aww...) are extremely distracting when I'm playing. Still quite fun though! ^^ 4/5
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Haha, sorry about that low spawn rate, such things will be tweaked in the sequel.