Mirage boots! The solution for nearly everything, paired with the beast that is made by 2 parts of white and 2 parts of black it's an awesome combination, then add a grim reaper to not let poison make a mess of you. The rest is dodging, that zodiac memory will inflict all sorts of random status on you and also reduce your hp to 1.
The last level really made the challenge. Now who the heck uses a triple grenade launcher as a kidnaper and fires without a minimum care of the world. Plus you should be able to blow yourself up and enemies should end up killing themselves by carelessy shooting.
Took me some tries, on the run i won i bought that last treasure chest right away and a ship upgrade, then i bought the last pirate flag, the rest just came by. Now for people complaining about the anchors, if your health is full there's no point in getting anymore, it's a random chance, i got 3 on the second level because i was clumsy and getting hit everytime after i got one, and every boss will drop an anchor if your health is not full.
791 seconds on first try, that "shave the balls" theory is right on this game, also avoid turrets as much as you can, they simply make the game harder.
Level 3 sometimes it bugs out, first time i was stuck on it with almost 1k kills, then i restarted and done it with 68 kills. My finger is tired now from holding the mouse button for over 20 mins off playing this through.
Just wondering, haven't i got the badges for this game before? I'm pretty sure it had badges before the apocalipse thing started. Nevermind, it's more points.