Jovan993's Comments

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Diamond Hollow II	Jan. 12, 2014 Rating: 2 My shrink keeps telling me to stop banging my head against walls, but I am positive that at least some are keeping some gems inside:I'll get them this time...
Battalion Commander 2	Jan. 12, 2014 Rating: 2 When I equipped my troops with flaming uranium shells i expected results to be tad...different.
Battalion Commander 2	Jan. 12, 2014 Rating: 3 Thank God grass and trees are made from super fireproof material which prevents burning the everloving bajeezus of me and everything in the 100 miles radius.Metal bunkers,on the other hand-now that's a real firestarter!
Deep Sea Hunter 2	Jan. 10, 2014 Rating: 1 I like this game and all,but is there a reason for, you know, being a dick and killing all the marine life there is just to get to fight the Krake-no wait,I just answered my own question...
Deep Sea Hunter 2	Jan. 10, 2014 Rating: 0 Killing a jellyfish that drops golden bars-seem legit.
Zombinsanity	Jan. 09, 2014 Rating: 1 Zombies on the bottom platform:*Haha,zombies can't-OH SHIT, OH SHIT! Love this game :).
Zombinsanity	Jan. 09, 2014 Rating: 0 I like how,when you get behind the barricade and start shooting zombies in the head, they're all like:Brains?No Brains-barricade!*
Diamond Hollow II	Jan. 09, 2014 Rating: 2 This game brings the jolly good ol'feelin of wanting to rip someone's arms off because that one creep keeps pushing me into the field of molten lava...
Strike Force Heroes 2	Jan. 08, 2014 Rating: 3 Nothing kills your sniper faster than a Bad Respawn...
Upgrade Complete 2	Jan. 06, 2014 Rating: 9 Why, thanks Armor games.Now when I'm buying an upgrade with a scary name i need to be 10 feet away from my monitor,behind the door, or hiding in a cardboard box...
Billy the Pilot	Jan. 06, 2014 Rating: -3 Getting shot by other kids with carton planes...well,since THAT much kids are trying to blow up the Moon,one is bound to make it...
Battalion Commander 2	Jan. 06, 2014 Rating: 19 Rifleman:Sir,I have an idea.Colonel:Speak, trooper!Well,maybe we can go AROUND heavily armored base,after all,they only fortified the main road.Now listen trooper,orders are to be followed,and if i was ordered to assault enemy HQ with only two pistols and with no supporting infantry except the one i found captured, damn well i am going to!
Strike Force Heroes 2	Jan. 06, 2014 Rating: 4 There should be an option disabling your respawning right in front of opponent's shotgun barrel....
Strike Force Heroes 2	Jan. 05, 2014 Rating: 13 Yes,please respawn me in the middle of a enemy team.
Strike Force Heroes 2	Jan. 05, 2014 Rating: 1 All right game developers,i know you did not want pointless mutilation of dead bodies,but making mentioned bodies indestructible is not the way to go...
Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!	Jan. 04, 2014 Rating: 13 These ninjas are masters of deception:Not only do they manage to stealth around my towers in the middle of a noon,they even do it with full black clothes on...
Bullet Heaven	Jan. 04, 2014 Rating: 1 Tip:If you try to complete main levels without cheats, and with Bullet Glow Effect on,you're gonna have a bad time....
Rawr	Jan. 04, 2014 Rating: -6 I want a sequel!Rawr!
Live Puzzle 2	Jan. 04, 2014 Rating: 4 The first thing I'm going to do when i enter the game world is to kill the guy driving that car on 9th level....
Loot Hero	Jan. 04, 2014 Rating: 1 Badges for my loot!Give me badges for my loot!Hurry while I'm still breathing,for I have been playing this for 4 days and I'm thinking about eating my keyboard,because goddamit i am not moving from here until i get all the upgrades!