Tips for the hard badge:Try to get enough medals so you can unlock 2 rewards at once (that is 55 awards,if you are wondering),then unlock Hazard Suit (top row,5th from left) and Reactive Armor (bottom row,5th from left).This should give you potential to survive ALOT of situations,as most other bonuses cannot be used while stunned.Do beware:reactive protects against bites,spikes,oozle attacks and almost anything that will KO you,and hazard against gloople effects-poison,slow etc. so watch out for pointy things when reactive is down and vice versa for hazard.After you've done that, reduce quality to low(not really necessary if you have a good computer,but less lag always helps) and reduce spawn limit to 8(longer,but much safer option) and go.If this helped keep it up so others can see it.
Wanted to rate this game 4/5...then i saw monster description.Dear Lord,whoever put such imagination for types of blobs at least deserves a 5/5 for their game.
Soldier:Captain!*Yes,what is it trooper?*Well,there appears to be a madman charging our vanguard with only a lance.What should we do?*Balderdash trooper,that can't be-*sound in the distance*:...yyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
My team:*Watch out,there is an obvious rope trap(lol) ahead.Whatever you do,do not-*sound of a boulder dropping*-ok who activated that?!*Le moi:Oh i did,just wanted to check what that trap does*.I get the feeling that RPG players would be the first to get killed in their ideal world...
Protip:Fastest way to get more upgrades(aka getting more money) is to fly low to the ground and hitting as much windmills as you can.Just don't fly too low,because "winds of faith" will literally flatten you with the ground.
Some tips for beginners:1)Images from cebolla ARE NOT affected by speed.No matter how much speed you have,your limit is 3 strikes. 2)Keep your speed at about 450 or so,so you can benefit from + to all items and NEVER GET 500 SPEED. 3)Sometimes you will get hit even when the difference in speed between you and your opponent is 200+(it is a buggy game,get used to it) 4)You can use more than 1 training item(didn't realize that before i finished the game :D).If this helped vote it up so others can see it :)!
My red dinosaur kicked thousand of rocks,jumped over million of cliffs and studied Jedi mind tricks,yet every time he gets his ass kicked by all-omnipotent purple Tweetie...
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