I actually like that you can't kill the guards. Assassins who take out more than just their target are just sloppy and little more than murderers in my opinion.
Soldier: Caprain! The enemy is indestructible! Any time they're hit, they use the explosion to launch into our ships, rocketing into the entire fleet! What should we do??
Captain: Send in more ships!
Soldier: C-Captain?
Captain: SeNd moRE sHIps!!!!
"Disclaimer - This game may contain grammatical errors and/or foul language. We never intended to offend anyone" - Then why did you put foul language in it in the first place?
Dear driver, In light of your most recent performance, management has decided to implement a new and trending device used by many other professional racers. This device is called a steering wheel, and it is used when one goes around a sharp turn. This allows the driver to achieve new top speeds, as they are now able to properly make turns, as opposed to slamming violently into the side of the road. This will improve performance greatly, as well as minimize bodily and vehicular damage.
Sincerely,
Management.
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