Dude, I also have no idea what's wrong with you people. This game is simple and easy, and the random path is what makes it fun. I enjoy this game! 4/5 stars, just because I would like to be able to move the person forward and backward as he runs.
First, a game isn't meant to be super realistic. Second, there's a reason each planet has a pull - each planet has gravity. The pulls differ in strength depending on mass, which is why each mass is given as a number. If your ball is on a planet between a big planet and a small planet, shoot the ball a short distance away from the planet it's on and it will inexorably curve towards the bigger planet. Why? It has a bigger influence than the small planet. The game is actually good in a realistic sense.
All right, so the idea of the game being a bad game because some jerk doesn't like how a person is describing it, is moronic, especially since it makes perfect sense. A planet does not have to have a bigger gravitational field than any "space rock", a planet does have to meet certain standards for mass, orbit, gravitational influence, etc. There are plenty of asteroids out in space that are NOT planets but have quite a bit heavier a pull than the planet Earth - why? Because they're bigger, denser, whatever. And the game description is fine - it's golf in space, it uses a form of Newtonian Physics, what problem do you have? Are you just a prick?
IT FROZE ON LEVEL FREAKIN 50 WHEN ALL THE DAMN BLOONS WERE GONE AND i COULDN'T CONTINUE!! i'M TRYING TO BEAT THIS SHIZ AND WHEN I BEAT 50 IT STOPPED?? WTF, MAN!!!