You can beat the whole game using nothing but various machine guns, damage buffers, and the occasional decoy shield. Just thought I'd say that... try beating the desolate hills or last outpost like that, it's a challenge ;D
Stop crying for badges everyone. The developer hasn't implemented the Kong API yet, and without that, Kongregate can't do anything. Anyway, this game made me laugh a lot, it's very clever and original.
A fun game, but the massive amount of moving things lags up my computer even on low quality. You should have some sort of option to reduce the number of moving particles or something.
It's okay I suppose. There seemed to be some problems with pixels overlapping each other, and I would have liked it to get harder faster - I got to 85 then killed myself out of boredom.
Someone should explain to me why this massively gory game is allowed on the site, and yet Meat Boy's relatively tame "Hot Coffee" ending is censored. Don't get me wrong, I like Dark Cut quite a bit, I'm just a bit peeved at the subjective standards on this site.
I beat every single mission and every single challenge, and still the contamination card is listed as locked. Also, the challenges are far too easy. I beat all of them (even the 100 life one!) with more life than I started with by using a 25 card red-white deck based around abusing Commander J'Ardan's ability. I'd suggest that you limit the number of powerful cards like J'Ardan to only 1 or 2 per deck.
Super annoying controls - I constantly slide the entire puzzle over by a square or two by accident. The music is great. For the first 20 times you hear it. Just one or two more songs would help tremendously.
It's buggy and the balance is way off. I won the Sparta badge even though I only managed to kill like 90 spartans, and I managed to beat day 40 in the sandbox only with increased tower spaces and infinite money.
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