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The Last Stand: Union City	Nov. 25, 2011 Rating: 5 where do they keep all those... uh, hank? what are you... eww. ass pull.
Tamus and Mitta Adventures	Nov. 23, 2011 Rating: -3 for some reason, the game won't load. i sat here for two hours watching a bar labeled 0%... about as enteraining as watching paint dry.
tortur-o-game2	Nov. 12, 2011 Rating: 0 double irony for arson is: go down, obey the prompt, head to the right, and don't escape. if done correctly, they will burn to death under a pile of smoldering debris.
Neil the Nail	Oct. 27, 2011 Rating: 0 @XOfSpades i've seen girls named drew before, so that's a possible name.
GunBot	Oct. 23, 2011 Rating: 19 wow. i cashed in, and got a weapon that put the death star to shame!!!!!!
Quiz of the Living Dead: Zombie Analyzer	Oct. 18, 2011 Rating: 6 @DimitriBelikov in a mall? you'd be screwed, malls are so popular they would be overrun with zed, as hundreds of the contaminated would be there when they turned. so avoid teh mall.
Epic Battle Fantasy 3	Oct. 16, 2011 Rating: 1 this game is packed with Gurren Lagann references like "pierce the heavens with your drill!" and the accesries on soe characters. one character, Yoko, is literally taken straight out of that anime!
Halo & Pixy	Oct. 15, 2011 Rating: 2 did anyone else try to hit Halo over the head with a curtain rod?
The Last Stand: Union City	Oct. 12, 2011 Rating: 3 give partner empty rpg. watch them pull ammo out their ass. lather, rinse, repeat.
Crystal Story	Oct. 02, 2011 Rating: -6 this game is so awesome i actually didn't crack any innapropriate jokes about it, (even though i could have cracked quite a few) out of pure respect.
Viricide	Sep. 24, 2011 Rating: 1 lovely game...... poor EXADI........ as Charmyte said, you actually managed to make me care about an NPC....... cries THE ENDING IS SO SAD!!!! please make a sequel.... sob where the core is repaired and EXADI is a second available playable character with amnesia....
Diamond Hollow II	Sep. 24, 2011 Rating: 1 Ysayell1 don't forget Megaman, it also has a subtle Megaman-esque feel to it as well, and am i the only one that found the music to remind me of the Megaman X games? not that its a bad thing that it does...
Diamond Hollow II	Sep. 24, 2011 Rating: -1 it keeps lagging and and freezing... good game though...
Derpy's Muffin Adventure (BETA 1.0.1)	Sep. 22, 2011 Rating: 5 i concur. this is an epic game!!! HAIL THE DERPY EMPIRE!!!!! HAIL TO THE BRONIES!!!!!! ahem anyway, finish it PLEASE!!!!!!!
Potion of Beauty	Sep. 21, 2011 Rating: 2 how many times must this lady give me a boner before she's satisfied?!?
Wayfinder: Episode One	Sep. 21, 2011 Rating: 1 is it just me or does pogo sound like burns from the simpsons?
Epic Battle Fantasy 3	Sep. 08, 2011 Rating: 2 love the boss music. Epic game with even more epic music. crafting system is awesome, but leaves a little to be desired. you should be able to make usable items using the materials, like makin handbomb with 1 "steel plate" and 2 "magmaballs". awesome game though.
Bullet Heaven	Sep. 03, 2011 Rating: 2 epicness!!! SEQUEL! SEQUEL!
King's Guard	Aug. 17, 2011 Rating: 1 i agree with moloxia. also, was it intentional that some of the gear had dirty jokes hidden in them? i mean, i got a good blanket of the wood and all i could think was "wtf wood?!? that's another term for an erection!!"
Granny Strikes Back	Aug. 16, 2011 Rating: -13 it would be nice if you unlocked a special spammy, high-damage weapon after beating story mode that combined all the weapons, like a cornucopia.