Hah! That's hilarious...he has an entire joke game up; when you beat it, it switches to a super-detailed style and becomes more like a JRPG. Very clever!
AWESOME! Once you level your speed up to +10, you can double-dash faster than light and arrive before you left! This makes the final boss a lot easier.
Needs Badges! It's kind of annoying that I went to the trouble of collecting all the Soul Gems and leveling my Midnight Saber up to "Vorpal" and didn't even get to use it on the final boss...but the Miasma Cannon was an interesting replacement.
It's written in some sorta crazy gibberish that I suspect isn't English. I don't trust things that aren't written in English. Also, I don't trust Canadians.
If you click 200 times, it loads a puzzle game. It's not too difficult, but moving blocks 4th-dimensionally is a little difficult in this interface; hopefully he'll fix that in the next patch.
I managed to beat the boss, but the epilogue level is HARD. I decapitated the were-dragon, but I keep succumbing to the infection and getting the "rampage" ending. How do you get the "mastery" ending?
How do you get past the fourth level boss? I've used the Tardis to defeat my past self, and traversed the paradox cataclysm, but my katanas don't seem to effect the dragon at the end.
OK, figured out the cannon. After it fires, it maintains pressure (in defiance of logic). You need steam vents to cause the pressure to lower after you've cut it off from the engine. Here's a pic:
http://lowkey424.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/steam.jpg
@Monochrom, not the rifle, the cannon...with just one connector. It says it'll load another shell when pressure drops, but even manually shunting the pressure away doesn't cause it to load another shell.
I think XKCD can sum up my feelings towards these puzzles:
"Communicating badly and then acting smug when you're misunderstood is not cleverness."
These are the worst kind of riddles which rely not on wit, but guessing.