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Burrito Bison: Launcha Libre	Jun. 26, 2017 Rating: 1 First impression, no explanation for what a good deal of the symbols mean. it isn't clear that you're supposed to be taking out the other wrestler to get a good launch, and it feels like it's lagging even though I don't see why it would. I shouldn't have to Google why it sometimes shows that I got the wallet and sometimes doesn't.
Ultimate Five-Leaf Clover	May. 31, 2017 Rating: 4 It's a little too resource hungry to not have an offline mode.
Papa's Burgeria	May. 22, 2017 Rating: 16 I haven't had internet for weeks, so naturally I was looking forward to a nice suggestion of what to play... and then this
KinderGarten	May. 08, 2017 Rating: 0 Got to second weekend just to see how much the cook helped, she's unselectable. saved and refreshed... 'Load Game' button takes you to an ad for the full version. Don't care enough to find out what the daily employees do.
Factory Balls, the Christmas edition	Dec. 25, 2016 Rating: 1 Bontegames.com presents Ah, Christmas humor.
Papa's Pancakeria	Dec. 02, 2016 Rating: 9 I'd rather play the most irritating non-papa badged game for a week than play three different papa games six months apart.
Crusaders of the Lost Idols	Nov. 02, 2016 Rating: 2 Having to go through six or seven steps just to get rid of each 'New whatever' notification makes me want to murder my face. Developer response from Codename_Enter For the notifications on the side of the screen, you can press the space key to hide them all at once. The pop-up telling you how much gold, event currency and XP you earned while away close without you having to click on them. The Crusader unlocked notifications will no longer show up after you have done 5 resets. edit \| delete
Rullo	Sep. 27, 2016 Rating: 1 Irritating to my tactile senses to have to hold and release before it does anything. It should lock after you've held it sufficiently to allow you to know you may depress the mouse.
Theme Hotel	Sep. 21, 2016 Rating: 1 "If the receptionist is helping someone, there is another reception desk on the thirteenth floor. No waiting."
Canabalt	Sep. 20, 2016 Rating: 7 I've really gotta stop skipping leg-day.
Feed the King	Sep. 18, 2016 Rating: -1 "I also did not ever try to eat my own mustache."
Shadowless	Sep. 15, 2016 Rating: -2 warrior, unless he's at the clap of his attack, you can touch silly giant.
That Pokeyman Thing Your Grandkids Are Into	Aug. 30, 2016 Rating: 1 keeps crashing, no save-point.
Zomgies 2	Aug. 29, 2016 Rating: 0 You can go 'back' on the weapons list to the select level menu, use any weapon you've unlocked on the earlier levels. Also, level select displays antidote vials collected on highest run/possible.
Desert Moon	Jun. 15, 2016 Rating: 3 Surely I'm not the only one that wants to shoot that drone down.
ThermoBox	Feb. 18, 2016 Rating: 2 The ball has an induction heating surface. The balloons are frozen in zircon and the steel is actually coated gas filled optic filament and the buildings in the background are pink.
Effing Worms - Xmas	Dec. 22, 2015 Rating: -2 Broke, no enemies.
Papa's Pizzeria	Nov. 24, 2015 Rating: 11 NO MORE PAPA GAMES! Even if I liked them, it's the same menial hour long task for all of these. We're developing criticisms when we could just be avoiding these horrible games... unless that's what you're after, in which case let us know when one's finally good.
Rebuild	Jun. 10, 2015 Rating: 4 I'm glad we got the internet back up. After two years of fighting zombies it's nice to explore the old Kong servers.
Frantic 3	Mar. 15, 2015 Rating: 1 Why does a fly have to make it's way into my house and bombard my face every time I decide to tackle a bullet-hell game?