Um... wow... I didn't even realize it was possible for a game to not actually be a game and still be the worst game I've played in at least two days, and that's saying something. Somehow you've managed to redefine the word 'game' as being something so linear and terrible that giving it a score at all would be an insult to other, less terrible bad games.
Cool game. More challenging than it looks. 4/5.
... Yes, that's right kiddies, drinking unlabeled chemicals gives you super powers, makes you super fast and light as a feather, and if you drink a whole bunch, you can fly out your window and not fall to the ground! Yay for mysterious chemicals!
The maze is wayyyy too simple, to the point of being insulting. The dress up feature doesn't seem to work, or if it is working then you need to list proper instructions on how to control it. There seems to be no point to the... thing that's flying around. You can walk right off the edge of the world and keep walking in the blank whiteness, and that's on both ends of the map. Last but not least the end of the map is just a sign telling people to rate the game a 5. You, sir or madam, are either a terribly game maker and should just give up the practice all together, or you're an evil genius and this is your way of lashing out at humanity.
Fun game, creative and original weaponry (pretty funny stuff), and some replay value. But... the ending. What the hell. Predictable AND avoidable. Maybe ad multiple endings depending on performance so that it has a chance to catch the player by surprise? You can do better, is all I'm saying.
Riiiiight, well you know you really shouldn't add something unless it's playable, and the two option dress up at the start doesn't count as playable. My advice, remove this, make it into an actual game, then post it again. I'm not even going to rate this because it's not YET a game. No excuses for unplayable entries.
It would be nice to have a New Game + feature where you take your upgrades into the next game, so you can play again and keep adding to what you already had.
Oh... my... god... I've not had post-game goosebumps like that from a flash game before. Bravo, I figured the ending would be something like that, but I only got it part right. Very fun and challenging game. If you use a strategy guide on this one you're only robbing yourself of the long build up that peaks right at the end. [bows] You've more than earned this 5/5.
Programmer noobs sink to the lowest level once again. -1/10 for you. at least spare people by having the icon of the game be a screenshot so people know not to touch it.
I'm reasonably sure this is some attempt to steal our babies and eat our life insurance, so I'm not even going to merit you with a rating. If you wanna spam on some other site then whatever, but keep non-interaction away from kong
You could at least have created an original image instead of using a static screenshot. Wow us with something shiny that moves, or how about a nice frozen squid laying on a bicycle, that's what people want to see these days.
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