Well, that's two weeks of this event, checking every single day, and not ONE crystal or artifact. I enjoy working towards a goal, and I don't mind waiting for a goal, but watching random chance failing over and over is just pure frustration. It's out of my control and that means it's not fun any more. I suspect my ragequit is coming any day now. Thanks though, it was a fun game while it lasted.
I just logged on to have Emmy snap at and insult me for being gone so long. Uh, sorry? I mean, I get that her world is overrun by demons and stuff, but hey, lady, YOU called ME. I have obligations in my own dimension here. XD
Hahaha! I've adjusted this so she's a little more discerning in her greetings. If you're gone a long time, however, expect to receive the rough side of her tongue. :p
I do still like this game, but the developers should probably realize that an event that gives the appearance of randomness, and is so clearly not random in the way that it pretends to be, damages the trust of users and makes us more reluctant to spend real money on a game.
I don't know how long this event runs but I'm starting to get super frustrated at my inability to collect either the Ancient Artifact or all five Ancient Crystals. It's hard to stay enthusiastic when all you have to rely on is random chance, and you just keep failing.
Hey there Meghanb. We remember when you gave us comment that we didn't have any female characters included and now we added 2 of them. We hope you enjoy them as we love them. The 2nd one has a strong reference from a movie, but we will let you find out which :D.
For the fake spamming positive reviews part, we also explained in a previews comment that all the comments came in from the Dev Conference in our country and all the members that joined to play the game thought it would be nice to leave a comment to our game. The names are generated through the Facebook Name Generator System. Hopefully you understand and we can continue to make you happy and progress our game for you. Thank you for playing the game
I wish the coin colors were more regimented--I have no idea how far I have to go to get to the hundred rainbow triforces. The triforce colors aren't repeating in the same order as the original coins, so it's impossible to predict and it takes away from the feeling of progression. That said, the cute and funny art and text are keeping me going in this game, and I'm determined to get to the end. I hope I get a good animation or something when I get there. Suggestion: All the kickers dancing in a conga line. XD
No matter how often I log in, even multiple times a day, I can't get my daily bonus up past three or four days before it resets to one. Are you guys running on some other planet's day cycle or something? :O
Well, that was unnecessarily frustrating. Difficult movement controls leading to missing antidotes and frequent deaths, and no ability to grind to improve myself. The frequent deaths lead to loss of progress and an irritatingly repeating end animation. I now hate this game.
A game that won't load, with lots of bad reviews, and lots of suspiciously identical short "good" reviews. No wonder Kongregate had to promise me a chance at a laptop to get me over here.
Arrrrrgggghhh, cleared my cache and lost everything. Well, guess I'm doomed to poverty then, because no way am I climbing back up that corporate ladder again. :(
Well, now I can't get the game to run in Firefox OR Chrome, and the developer's response is that trying to fix it is taking away from game development. Okay, well, great, I'm glad you're working on it on Steam now, until the day it stops working there and fixing it will take away from some NEW game's development. Bye Crush Crush, it was a lot of fun while it lasted.
Um. Every employee is male. I realize that the male-female ratios in high tech companies are still pretty high these days, but you do realize that women are allowed to work at computers now, right?
This game DESPERATELY needs a button to reset diamond purchases. After every update I regret the diamonds I've spent, and I can't get them back. Now I'm terrified to spend any, and I can't advance. I'm totally fine with the fact that it's an alpha build and that there will be large changes, that's no problem! But give me the option to undo the spending I did based on the previous build. Seriously, I've really been enjoying this game but I'm starting to not want to touch it any more. Thanks for reading!
Lol, that was awesome and very funny. Thanks! The screen panning was the only thing I would change--that zooming in and out was awkward and annoying. But I really enjoyed the game and it made me laugh out loud, so thanks! :)
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Hahaha! I've adjusted this so she's a little more discerning in her greetings. If you're gone a long time, however, expect to receive the rough side of her tongue. :p