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The Golem

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Aug. 13, 2013

Rating: -4

NO ONE WANT TO HUG FRANKENSTEIN GOLEM! *evil scowl* *cough* gollum...gollum...

The I of It

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Aug. 13, 2013

Rating: -3

Weird game.

The Visit

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Aug. 12, 2013

Rating: 1

I pretty much AM evil, thank you for noticing.

Lost Fluid

Play Lost Fluid

Aug. 12, 2013

Rating: 2

So if I'm creating life from nothingness then who made the machine to enable me to make the life that enables life to be made...WAIT A MINU...*HEADSPLOSION*

Obey the Game

Play Obey the Game

Aug. 12, 2013

Rating: -1

127 levels, 82% won, 13.5x speed, streak of 19. (normal mode best) My eyeballs huuuuurt.

A Second Chance

Play A Second Chance

Aug. 12, 2013

Rating: 2

This game premise is so full of win but it's buggy and takes all of about 14 seconds to finish it if done the "right" way. There's enough combos to keep you laughing, especially the little picture and buttons on the right side that I feel that no one mentions. 3.5/5. Lack of length is the biggest issue here, as it is in the bedroom.

Panda's Bigger Adventure

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Aug. 12, 2013

Rating: 2

I beat the game and didn't get the achievement. DAMN KONG API SONUVA....

A Duck Has An Adventure

Play A Duck Has An Adventure

Aug. 10, 2013

Rating: -1

Choose your own adventure a la video game reinterpretation. I can dig this. 4/5 just for sheer worksmanship with this one. Could be a 5/5 for all the feedback suggestions in the best comments area.

Icarus Needs

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Jul. 14, 2013

Rating: 0

I will needlessly jam Iron Maiden's Flight of Icarus while playing this game. Fly...on your wings...like an eagle...*headbangs*

Rolling Ghosts

Play Rolling Ghosts

Jul. 13, 2013

Rating: -1

It was fun saving spongeghost squarepants and his merry chums for the 30 levels, but a bit frustrating to know that you're executing the exact right click strategy and to have your timing off by 1/10th of a second time and time again. 4/5

JellyGo!

Play JellyGo!

Jul. 05, 2013

Rating: -1

Strategy for lvl 45 = pool all available cells together. You will need to send 300-400 at the big pirate to take it over, then it's game over.

JellyGo!

Play JellyGo!

Jul. 05, 2013

Rating: 0

Your rating went from a 5 to a 1. Giant pirate of stupidity. Skill level = negative a billion.

Geography Game USA

Play Geography Game USA

Jul. 05, 2013

Rating: 3

This game is an abortion.

Super Invaders

Play Super Invaders

Jul. 05, 2013

Rating: -8

This game sucks. 2/5 just because I'm nice. SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKSSSSSS.

Haunt the House

Play Haunt the House

Jul. 05, 2013

Rating: 3

Scared away 24/30. Killed 6. Defenestration is a helluva way to go.

Plunder Mars

Play Plunder Mars

Jun. 28, 2013

Rating: 0

Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of some gnarly lookin dude in a pirate hat. His mission? No clue, collect shinies? Sure, let's launch it already.

Don't Escape

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Jun. 17, 2013

Rating: -2

This was cool except for the fact that I never saw the g darn chain. I had to play through like 4 times figuring I was messing this up or that up and all the while missing that one item. Frustrating to keep it from being a 5/5 idea. I don't like to cheat or use walkthroughs with these type of games. Lastly, the idea of having a root with no use is a bit irksome, especially to those that don't figure out where the "recipe" is.

This is not a minimalist game

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Jun. 09, 2013

Rating: 1

Somewhere in the 3d-istance, there's an exploding head.

Space Croissant

Play Space Croissant

Jun. 08, 2013

Rating: 0

3.5/5. Could be MUCH better. I think you can use the feedback given to make this gamng amazing. Dungeon romp goooooo.

Mushroom Cloud

Play Mushroom Cloud

Jun. 08, 2013

Rating: 0

I enjoy any game that has explosions and a progression. If you could sneak a mission-type story into it it might be possible to grant this 5/5.

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