NaturalReject's Comments

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Castle Crashing "The Beard"	Apr. 30, 2011 Rating: -10 Easiest hard badge ever.
Vampire Physics	Apr. 27, 2011 Rating: 6 Scientifically incorrect vampires? I'm just happy that they don't sparkle.
Age Of Wind	Apr. 24, 2011 Rating: 1 I love how this game has no instructions, and was ever only uploaded to Kong to promote selling via the app store. Seriously, worst game ever. So much better naval war games out there.
GemCraft Labyrinth	Apr. 21, 2011 Rating: 7 Is it really weird that a lot of games are released the week before Easter? Come on now, we all know we're a bunch of degenerates with no friends, families or pets to keep us busy over Easter, so there'll be a huge increase in number of gameplays this weekend.
Hands of War 2	Apr. 06, 2011 Rating: 3 After making 30000 gold gambling with the hi-low game, I'm suddenly not that interested in making 20 gold by slaying some wolves...
Trollface Launch	Apr. 04, 2011 Rating: 0 The game is a waste of time? I thought games were supposed to waste time. It's a total win.
Space is Key	Mar. 31, 2011 Rating: 0 The pie is a lie!
Roadkill Revenge	Mar. 29, 2011 Rating: -2 I like how nobody on the roads ever swirves or even brakes in order to avoid collisions.
Tactical Assassin 2	Mar. 23, 2011 Rating: 4 I like the fact that not a single audience member reacts when I blow the head of a politician. I suppose they're not his supporters.
Hack Slash Crawl	Mar. 10, 2011 Rating: 0 Heal is easily one of the best spells in the game. If you die, you can still heal and save yourself if you have enough magic left.
Hambo	Mar. 10, 2011 Rating: 3 Saving Bacon. I've finally found my true calling.
The Man with the Invisible Trousers	Mar. 08, 2011 Rating: 4 Since I'm already old, does that make this game retro?
Hack Slash Crawl	Mar. 05, 2011 Rating: 1 I love how when I accidentally idle and some monster attacks me, I don't attack back.......oh wait, no I don't! I think it's customary to smash someone's skull in automatically if they start jabbing you with a sword. Autoattack when attacked would make the game much more playable even if it's still fun anyway.
The Legend of the Golden Robot	Mar. 03, 2011 Rating: 3 This game became my favourite game ever when I discovered the penguin shooting lightning out of its mouth.
Burrito Bison	Feb. 27, 2011 Rating: 4 So I'm a roid raged bull-person-minotaur-guy-man trapped in a gummy bear candy land by the gummy bear police, forced to wrestle a giant jaw breaker. Exactly WHO am I buying my upgrades from in this situation?
Reactance	Feb. 27, 2011 Rating: -1 MAH LAZER IS FIRIN' ITS LAZERS!!!!!......wait what?
Electric Box 2	Feb. 13, 2011 Rating: -3 Slowest. Laser. Ever.
High Tea	Feb. 10, 2011 Rating: 2 This game would be utterly useless if you could buy as much tea/opium as you wanted in one go. It would totally eliminate the need to keep a constant trade. If you find yourself lacking tea, then you have to start trading for it earlier and not when the Tea Clipper has his panties wrapped around your throat. For those of you who want to be able to trade as much as possible, go to a McDonalds and order 2 million Big Macs and see what response you get.
Zombie Splatter	Feb. 08, 2011 Rating: 8 Anyone else made a sport out of seeing how much of the ground you could paint in zombie blood?
Airport Mania: First Flight	Feb. 03, 2011 Rating: 2 Lol, good that you get to learn how to redirect planes late in the game. Thanks for that. :)

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