Yeah, well we pushed 10 update and still aren't able to reproduce the loading issues some of you have. We're sorry about it, but if you're on Windows you may still play the downloadable version of the game : http://pierrec.itch.io/til-the-cows-tear-us-apart
this game is so poorly designed, honestly it should be booted off the site -- why is there only two "easy" songs at the outset? and even then to get a silver requires more than an easy go -- the rest of the 'beginner' songs are almost impossible - make the arc of the game ridiculous - even if i had the talent to unlock new songs i wouldnt want to cuz it would be even more maddening -- plus a music game that is easier on mute??? here's the punch line - ive been playing guitar for thirty years and could play these songs with less practice time than its taking me to get my third friggin point!
i dont know guys - it takes me literally week to double my investors, the moon seems lame -- i want to kind of not do this anymore after seven months sorry
well now that its taking me days to match my investor level (600 unitrigiitllion or whatever it is) i started on my phone ... oh god if i only i could make a few bucks in real life
re todays newest upgrade fixes - there is still lots of chroma noise with the white font on the orange pricetags - its hard to read for bad eye guys like me
omg is this guy in with kong? no negative comments, badges, lame-o recommendations - he pretends to answer every comment -- expect this loser in politics soon
from frozen torch -- "I almost wasted time responding to your nonsense. You’re clearly a lost cause and I really don’t care about appeasing some crybaby who flaunts his “kong level” (LOL YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT) while crying about being beat by level 1s. Go find some other badges to earn, buddy." ha! -- how awful is his game that he is resorting to actual insults -- fact -- i started just hack and slashing and skipping the magic 'upgrades' and guess what? i did better -- good system "buddy" -- i buffed my speed as it seems that the better players are faster - guess what? no difference - he talks about mutations and runes and stuff and at after a bit you realize what he's really saying "send money, buy the runed items, stop rocking the boat, cuz you are smarter than me but i have the game up and i want the money" -- please dont "waste time" talking to me
why doesnt the magic do anything? its like 2% this and 4% that, you hit the front rogue seven times, you speed yourself up, slow them down, and still your waiting three enemies before your next move, meanwhile the enemy clobbers you in two hits ... its ridiculously unbalanced
1) Magic does things, what do you mean? 2) +2%+4% add up across 6 items + skill buffs + mutations + mastery + fort buffs + gems. 3) Sounds like you're hitting a rogue that's used Avoidance with melee attacks. 4) Sounds like you didn't think your buff/nerf timing out. 5) Sounds like your champions are weak. RESULT: Looks like you ignored my advice about seeking guidance from experienced players.
"now that you have four champions let me throw you into a five battle tournament without any chance of suiting up or planning, that way you will lose five straight battles without even killing one enemy!"
the problem with the game is the weapons - i keep getting stuck at a level (once it was 37 another time it was 8) and i cant do anything cuz my weapon sucks and i have no way to remedy it -- ive played i dont know how many straight days through different games i havent even smelled a leech mod or a bowgun and someone tell me what a gravity gun is cuz i have NEVER seen one
What a shame. Great game but. You can't figure out how to save my work. No, I'm not going to Export every time I play. I excepted Kongregate from my 'No cookies" list and every other game responds fine; I just had to reinstall chrome cuz of all the crap that got let in from me forgetting to reset the cookies things just to play your game. Finally I am not going to do your little tutorial that should be titled "We are too lazy to program around this." Such a great game, I'm learning and love playing but you dropped the ball and I'm not gonna continue.
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Yeah, well we pushed 10 update and still aren't able to reproduce the loading issues some of you have. We're sorry about it, but if you're on Windows you may still play the downloadable version of the game : http://pierrec.itch.io/til-the-cows-tear-us-apart