No all the achievements work. I amcertain I defeated the first one in 30secs and I've used all the magic. and I've cast the last level magic. Is this just because its a gimped version for Kong (like in Armour Games here where only certain achievement are available on the Armour website).
I can see that this is just a "what can I programe?" game. You seem to just want feedback on what you've done so far, which is ok for a basic expiriment. So long as you didn't use pre made scripts then its a good effort
If this game does get badges, the "complete the game" achievment should hve to be an endurance badge. With 10mins minimum for each level (not including buying and upgrading time) thats quite long to play.
Piece of shit? Not really. Nothing particuly great about it though. simple bat and ball games tend to be the first game anyone makes when starting the program so I have little enthusiasm for them.
Graphically its ok though.
I really like this game, I look forward to the next episode. I think that maybe there should be a very brief tutorial for the basic weapons. The more complicated weapons reward for figuring out the system is the extra damage.
I ended up using a very simple 40psi fuse valve/repeater combo on both sides with the right side hooked up to kneel on control which did enough damage to win all the rounds easily.
Next episode could introduse upgrades such as increased space, bigger tanks more pressure or more complicated piping?
One of those frustrate-kills. I managed to break through loads of paper rings in level 4, but when i need to. no. Not entirely sure how I did it. It's all right game though.
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