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New Star Soccer

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Apr. 30, 2012

Rating: 3

When the keeper dives, it looks more like he tripped over his own feet.

You Are The Road - Molyjam 2012

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Apr. 12, 2012

Rating: 1

...I had a lone care on a perfectly straight road, and it still managed to kill itself.

Tripod Attack

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Apr. 09, 2012

Rating: 1

Is it just me or is it more efficient to just kill the bastards rather than waste time burning their projectiles and trying not to take damage?

Replaceable Blocks

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Mar. 31, 2012

Rating: 3

What's this?! A puzzle game that's intuitive and doesn't rely on bullsh*t "how the hell was I supposed to figure that out" puzzles to give the player a challenge? Unheard of!

Great Dungeon in the Sky

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Mar. 20, 2012

Rating: 0

I see a Dragon in the dungeon map. "Cool, let's go kill it.", I think. I select Shapeshifter, in hopes of unlocking something by transforming myself, and I polymorph the dragon into a Turkey and myself into a Sorcerer. "Wow, so much for that epic battle..."

Block Miner

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Feb. 10, 2012

Rating: 193

Why is all the wood in this game "Maple"? Can't we just call it "Wood"?

The Idle RPG 2:Renicipation

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Jan. 28, 2012

Rating: 12

It'd be nice if regular items stacked like quest items did. So that instead of my inventory being "Chipped Stone Coin, Chipped Stone Coin, Small Jasper, Animated Sword Blade, Animated Sword Blade, Retriever Screwdriver, Chipped Clay Coin, Robot Arm, Golem Head, Golem Head, Robot Arm, Snail Glue", it's "Chipped Stone Coin (2), Small Jasper, Animated Sword Blade (2), Retriever Screwdriver, Chipped Clay Coin, Robot Arm (2), Golem Head (2)".

Wake Up the Box 3

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Jan. 27, 2012

Rating: 3

Level 7 is sort of a "how the hell was supposed to figure that out?!" moment.

Let It Glow 2

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Jan. 24, 2012

Rating: 2

Level 12 seems very... phallic.

The Idle RPG 2:Renicipation

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Jan. 18, 2012

Rating: 0

Encountered the dead fighting bug at -12HP. Damn it.

The Idle RPG 2:Renicipation

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Jan. 13, 2012

Rating: 9

Centipede Brain? My character killed a centipede and his first thought was to tear out its brain and shove it in his pocket? And the shops are paying him for this crap?!

The Idle RPG 2:Renicipation

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Jan. 11, 2012

Rating: 1

Why do I have to go to a dark alley to find nails? Can't I just go to the hardware store or the blacksmith or something?

The Enchanted Cave

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Jan. 03, 2012

Rating: 2

SpaceM0nkey: When you use the Escape Wings you only get to keep your artifacts(items with gold backgrounds).

The Enchanted Cave

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Jan. 03, 2012

Rating: -1

How am I using a sword and Brass Knuckles at the same time?

Ultimate Santa Battle

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Jan. 01, 2012

Rating: 4

It'd be nice to have a little screen somewhere where you can view all the upgrades you have.

Idle Dancing

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Dec. 31, 2011

Rating: 16

Anti-gravity: You spin me right round, baby right round like a record baby...

Ultimate Santa Battle

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Dec. 31, 2011

Rating: 7

EAT MY HORRIBLE CHRISTMAS-Y DEATH FOUL DEMONS!

Frog Dares

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Dec. 18, 2011

Rating: 1

Why does the frog kingdom need protection from insects? Don't frogs eat insects? Aren't insect generally not at all harmful to frogs?

Obliterate Everything

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Dec. 09, 2011

Rating: 4

I didn't expect a game called "Obliterate Everything" to be a tower defence game.

The Visitor Returns

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Dec. 09, 2011

Rating: 10

This game has a lot of "wait, how the hell was I supposed to know I could do THAT?!" moments.

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