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Fry's Delivery

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Jan. 11, 2013

Rating: 0

This could actually be a decent game if someone put some effort into it. As is it seems half finished. At best.

Second Wind

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Oct. 17, 2012

Rating: 6

Equipment upgrade costs 108 gold. I have 107. Now that's just spiteful right there.

Chrome Wars

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Jul. 26, 2012

Rating: 2

+138% crit chance. And yet not all my attacks are crits.

Strike Force Heroes

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Jul. 20, 2012

Rating: 4

Gotta love that. This game doesn't credit assists so the credit for killing me doesn't go to the guy directly in front of me tearing through my health with an assault rifle, it goes to the guy halfway across the map chipping away at me with his damn pistol.

Ninja Warz

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Jul. 19, 2012

Rating: -2

I was sucked in by the promise of customization. The promise of multiplayer had the opposite effect though. :/

Strike Force Heroes

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Jul. 18, 2012

Rating: 0

FACK YEAH! Beat level 14! 100-92!

New Star Soccer

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Jul. 16, 2012

Rating: 2

Is it just me or is the girlfriend completely useless? All she does is drain your cash and energy. She boosts your happiness but happiness doesn't seem to affect anything at all.

Strike Force Heroes

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Jul. 13, 2012

Rating: 0

A point-blank headshot with a shotgun doesn't kill them. Really?

Strike Force Heroes

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Jul. 12, 2012

Rating: 3

Level 14 is damn ridiculous. You have to take on the ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM ALONE, in a game of KotH with three points you need to cap. Which might not be so bad, if this were a straight shooter. But it has RPG elements, and the enemies probably outlevel you by about TEN LEVELS!

You Are The Road - Molyjam 2012

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Jul. 09, 2012

Rating: 7

My speed has exceeded 1000. And the damn orange car still hasn't died yet despite me TURNING THE ROAD UPSIDE-DOWN!

New Star Soccer

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Jul. 07, 2012

Rating: 33

If I sign a sponsorship with an energy drink company, shouldn't energy drinks become cheaper?

Zombie at the Gates

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Jun. 23, 2012

Rating: 1

Why do we need to build a flying castle? Wouldn't it be easier just to hop on some horses and ride to somewhere they'd not infested with zombies and build a castle there?

Sands of the Coliseum

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Jun. 12, 2012

Rating: 0

Shield Bash is a wee bit borked on higher levels.

Sands of the Coliseum

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Jun. 02, 2012

Rating: 4

One of my characters has a speed stat of negative four?

Sands of the Coliseum

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Jun. 01, 2012

Rating: 1

At least you're allowed to be pragmatic in this game. You want the enemy to stop attacking? BREAK THEIR ARMS.

Great Dungeon in the Sky

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May. 27, 2012

Rating: 2

Apparently "HD Graphics" translates to "Migraine Mode".

Spirit Hunter

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May. 21, 2012

Rating: 1

"Wear hats"? I'M SOLD!

Great Dungeon in the Sky

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May. 18, 2012

Rating: 6

There are very few games where a chicken can kill a dragon. This is one of them.

Dead in 60 Seconds

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May. 07, 2012

Rating: -7

So my character dual wields pistols, but is incapable of firing them independently of one another. What the hell?!

New Star Soccer

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May. 04, 2012

Rating: 0

I have to go back to the main menu to mute the sound. The HELL kinda sense does that make?!

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