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Help the Hero

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Jul. 24, 2011

Rating: 2

I'm wondering how he can wear two suits of armor, chug two huge potions, swing two huge halberds and fire a crossbow, a musket and two slingshots all at once.

Shield Defense

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Jul. 21, 2011

Rating: 4

Y'know, if you didn't shake the screen so much when I got damaged it'd be a lot easier for me to avoid getting damaged.

Another Pointless Flash Button Game Derived From Other Pointless Flash Button Games Inspired For No Absolute Reason Featuring a Random Button That Asks You Random Pointless Objects and Challenges You (Yes you.) To Complete This Super Long Game If You Can

Play Another Pointless Flash Button Game Derived From Other Pointless Flash Button Games Inspired For No Absolute Reason Featuring a Random Button That Asks You Random Pointless Objects and Challenges You (Yes you.) To Complete This Super Long Game If You Can

Jul. 10, 2011

Rating: -3

Too short.

Red Remover Player Pack

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Jul. 02, 2011

Rating: -17

Grr...

Viricide

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Jun. 29, 2011

Rating: -2

E... EXADI...

Mutilate-a-doll

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Jun. 26, 2011

Rating: 4

Why are these chairs and tables made of glass?!

Mutilate-a-doll

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Jun. 23, 2011

Rating: 1

Oh my... I just created a sort of "Execution Device" By attaching four lightsabers to eachother. And then I spawn a guy and drag the device overtop of him. And it cuts him up into ribbons.

Momiga

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Jun. 05, 2011

Rating: -9

164 :|

Upgrade Complete 2

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Apr. 15, 2011

Rating: -1

NEEDS MOAR UPGRADES!

Insectonator

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Apr. 09, 2011

Rating: -1

The marriage of nuke and anvil is a beautiful one.

Fade

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Jan. 14, 2011

Rating: 1

Why must the achivements lag the game so damn much?

Mutilate-a-doll

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Jan. 02, 2011

Rating: 4

I made some inappropriately pink GEARS OF JUSTICE!

Mutilate-a-doll

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Jan. 02, 2011

Rating: 5

FACE THE WRATH OF THE FRILLY PINK MINIGUN OF DOOM!

Rocket Toilet

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Dec. 30, 2010

Rating: 1

I love the subtle "All Dogs go to Heaven" joke that happens when you hit a dog.

Arkandian Crusade

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Dec. 26, 2010

Rating: -1

@Shadast: I found an artifact Bow called 'Unstoppable' it does 5d4 damage and has 'Peirce: 25'.

Arkandian Crusade

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Dec. 21, 2010

Rating: 0

Why do the lizardMEN have breasts?

Mutilate-a-doll

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Dec. 11, 2010

Rating: 7

I swung the hammer so hard it got stuck in a wall and I can't pull it out.

Mutilate-a-doll

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Dec. 04, 2010

Rating: 6

protip: Hammers make good ammo for the cannon.

IQ Ball

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Dec. 04, 2010

Rating: 2

The end was funny. "Congratulations! You have win!"

Neon Race

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Dec. 03, 2010

Rating: 5

I find it disturbing that those motorcycles don't have drivers.

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