Sorry, but these statistics are WAY off. And even if they are accurate - which I maintain they're not! - you need to consider what is fun rather than what is correct. Find a way of balancing it that doesn't involve so many misses and this would be a great game, as it is it's merely very good :)
fantastic, nice work :)
good to see someone extending the idea of what games are and aren't!
goes to show you can make a very impressive interactive experience that's just a few minutes long. 5/5
1/5
This game combines all the fun of a download manager with the intuitive control scheme of a toaster (hold UP to win!)
No way to fail = no sense of fun.
Pure grind. Uck.
Holy unnecessary and unintuitive control scheme!
Seriously, would this game be any worse for WASD and mouse shooting? We have standard controls for a reason and it's very hard to unlearn muscle memory for the sake of 'innovation'.
How about press F once to go left, F twice to go right, F three times to shoot? That's innovative!
(for the uninitiated, that was sarcasm)
Apart from that, could have been quite a fun game, though it was very samey through all the chapters.
its not exactly Tekken is it!!! great artwork, great soundtrack, not too offensive (you'd probably call me pretty religious; i'm a catholic who works full time for the church!). i expected to enjoy kicking the crap out of satan as Jesus - turns out the controls are pap. i did it anyway but the controls took all the joy out of it for me
great game, but a couple of times I've beaten a level and come back and found I've had to beat it again (e.g. beaten level 5 yesterday, came back today and it's put me back at the beginning of level 5). otherwise, great.
the combo counter is broken... even with great typing skills on hard mode they often don't spawn fast enough to actually build up a decent combo, I could never get beyond around 35x. just makes the process of score chasing boring and unpleasant.
2/5
i take it all back, I'm an idiot. It turns out I'd equipped it on Emela.
*slaps head*
Repeat what I said earlier - great game, must have taken you ages! Keep it up, looking forward to chapter 3 :)
great game :)
now... i seem to have sold the thing that gave me 'remove taint' before I mastered it, which I now deeply regret. I don't suppose I can get it back? The airship is hovering over Canonia atm, just beaten the zombie dragon.
i really like this game but WHYYYY WHYYYY does the save not work? It completely ruins this kind of game for me (see Sola Rola for more of this save-deleting aggravation)
I'm using IE, latest flash player, nothing out of the ordinary... yet it just randomly deletes the save file.
Please fix it!
Great game though :)
Not a bad game.
Needs:
- a keyboard shortcut for retry (at least, I couldn't find one, please correct me if there is one)
- OR an auto-retry and press ESC to go to level select or something.
It's irritating to have to go to the mouse, or Tab-enter every time you die! much better to just begin again and let me escape out when I want to.
Otherwise, good work :)
ok, can someone clarify for me if this is game is meant to save feats? Because I've tried it on three computers so far and on each one if I close the window and come back just seconds later they're all gone. I wouldn't mind the impossible badge so much if it was possible to save progress... any thoughts anyone?!
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