Fantastic game! took me two nights and a fair few vodka and cokes to finish it. Totally worth it too, my girl likes orgies. Ahaha 5/5 man! really truly stepped up the level of quality in games on the site. Great humour too, hit the nail on the head in all instances, thankyou so much!
So... the robots are destroying all land so that the hamster will drown. Mother natures gonna turn around and bite them on the ass when they realise water and robots dont mix either. Actually on that note, what business is anyone going to find with sushi that vanishes whenever it isn't in the air?
So... the robots are destroying all land so that the hamster will drown. Mother natures gonna turn around and bite them on the ass when they realise water and robots dont mix either
Level 17 and 19 are insanely hard. But 18 and 20 are pretty big pushovers. At least thats what i found. Anyway, great game. the concept isn't exactly perfect, but its a great one, especially for a flashgame site. 4/5
Best dialogue/opening scene of any game on kongregate! Had to replay it just to listen to some again!
'Not only do i challenge you, you are stupid.'
'I'm going to pull out your whiskers and donate them to charity'
+ heaps of others!
And i love the hooker conversation too. Get the second song, and then click on the piano. Takes you upstairs to her room.
'I'm more of a twister gal' 'No thanks, miss frigid'
5/5 solely for dialogue! then ontop of that the music is great, and the rest of the game is wonderful too!
Best dialogue of any game on kongregate. I really badly wanted to listen to this album i just got, thought i'd just check if there was anything new on kongregate, and found this. So brilliant! i'm going to have to play the first half again to relisten to some of the dialogue that became unavailable as the game went on. 5/5!
Who would have thought a game with 'Massacre' in the title, would involve thought, planning, trial and error etc? It honestly caught me off guard when i understood this game was something of a puzzler. Great unique game idea though! Also, @kong staff, man i love the best comments section! Some good laughs to be had per game :)
Honestly the hardest part about this game is that so many of the notes are out of sync with the audio track, and that [at least on hard difficulty] the time bracket where you're able to hit the note is insultingly short. These two coming together, trying to hit notes to the music when infact some notes are out of sync, and that the slightest early/late hit of the enter button can mean you missing a note; It just makes for a really frustrating time on some songs. It feels like the games made well, aside from those things. Could have been a lot more painful. But a game shouldn't be about how little frustration there is, it should be about how much fun there is.
Y'know, the balls on my christmas tree are usually just red, green, and shiny. They're really giving the christmas decoration people a workout this year!
Mute button is really the only improvement i can think of. Its fantastic though, some of the similarities to real love. And the tips are so good, especially the double entendres with real love and this game, love.
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