It somehow takes the seriousness and thrill out of the action of having something yell 'KAMIKAZE' at you, when they spell it wrong. Also, i love that when your health gets low, it says HIDE. As if you can move at a speed which is any faster than snail pace. Aside from that, quality game. 3.5/5, but, i'll go 4/5.
All the puzzles were fantastic and pretty fresh. And i love that on the last level that button is single use, just to give a bit of a middle finger to those who might say it lacks attitude or something. Anyway, i like games like this. Not too time consuming, fun, somewhat vibrant without looking like its trying to be more than it is. A really good measure of everything. 5/5
i'm too handsome to diiiieeee
lets team up! okay sexy man!
abracabroom!
here comes a new challenger! *bites* noo [tekken KO fadeout sound]
*main characters lion face :3*
quotes from this game that make me think it was grand
A tip for the 250k badge. Treat it like you're playing micro machines, or an overhead racer like that. [once you've upgraded everything. then use the first hull. at least thats what i did]
Brighton can suck my genitals. I was only playing this game for the badges, but the difficulty curve is like running up a gentle hill and then straight into a god-damned brick wall.
Expected it to be a bit more in depth content wise, and it ended really abruptly. However, everything it did, it did right. The music was fantastic, and the control and everything worked really well. Usually only two or three redeeming factors would suggest that i give this game a 3/5, but because so few games do these things right, 4/5. Good job.
Its peggle with an adorable, fat cat. And better music. You really cant go wrong. Also, many lols at the card description. And congratulations on the baby. Or sorry to hear about the better half being a bigger half than the southern hemisphere is. 5/5
Like Robot Unicorn Attack, but much much much less awesome. 5/5 nonetheless. Robot Unicorn Attack is absolutely incredible. aaaallwayys i wanna be with you and make believe with youu and live in harmony HARMONY OH LORRRD! [Go and play it. Your life will change forever]
This game is fantastic. I wish some game designers realised this is all you have to do to make a FUN game. Simple concept, and polish the shit out of it. Good enough weapon variation, great art, simple effective combat, good voice acting. Although the 'I AM THE GNOME KING' one was a bit of a joke. It gave me the same laughs that 'Maaatt Daaamon' did from Team America. Really well done, though. 5/5, for sure. Loved the humour too. Its not a-grade stuff, but the lightness of humour is there. Which is great. Thanks.
cant wait for it to be finished, real good game. i got all the stars i think are possible to get. is there like, three levels that cant be finished in the incomplete section? 94 stars. 4/5 though. only improvement is the visual style, i wasn't really a fan of. still wasn't bad. 4/5, great game
Great game, i wish it gave me more of a reason to play. Like, i had nothing to work toward except the badges. And a game should have lasting playability on its own merits, before it reaches kongregate or newgrounds. It was great that there was a wide array of weapons and items [characters too, good inclusion]. However, the statistics of the weapons and items compared to their prices really only necessitates buying three or four of them. You should be aiming to make the progression from top to bottom more transitional. Dont price each thing either 1000, 2500, 5000 or 10000. Especially with that large amount of weapons. And yeah. having an ultimate goal, like for example, unlocking the golden gun/tank on toss the turtle, is a good idea. Having whined about all that, i still have to say this game is fantastic. I love the humour and one of those Satriani-esque songs sounds like one i've heard on a porn flick before. Fun fact. Anyways. 5/5.
Damn, this game is even better than 'You Have To Burn The Rope'! I really wish more games like this were on kongregate. Hahaha. Congratulations to kongregate, 1000 is huge. 5/5
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