Not much into this game... I never got how you were supposed to be able to think about what the opponent is doing AND about what you're doing at the speed the game is played at.
ok wait a second... I dont really get the ending.
Ok, so you're a guy, your girlfriend has died and you're at her grave... her soul is lost so you go out to find it at the bottom of a cave - ok all that I got. But... when you get back, how is it that you find yourself standing where you were before, then you died/disappeared ?
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I dont get that.
Reminds me sooooo much of the Atari 2600... back when games were simple, fascinating, and fun. Though it wouldn't have hurt to put some dialog in the game... 5/5
God I f*ing HATE Malaysian internet. I have refreshed this page maybe 100 or so times in the last week. The game WILL NOT LOAD. Its a white screen every time. The Space Game loads fine every shot. This game, on rare occasion, STARTS to load... then get stuck. Refresh again - white screen.
You know what I really hate MOST about this game? -- is that I can never play it. Unlike a lot of people here, I'm 28, and work around 12 hours a day. I've got humans, elves, and orcs all powered up, and would like to finally beat level 17 and 18, but playing through these takes like 3 hours. It also takes 1/2 an hour or 1 full hour to load the game. No matter how hard I try, I cant seem to find time to finish the game... if those levels would simply not lag so much, I could probably finish it.
Ok, everyone keeps saying they cant beat level 16. Well, I think I just earned some bragging rights. Last night, I essentially beat the level on the first try, using humans, and my browser crashed about 2 minutes before I would have won. Tonight I did the same thing - won again on the first try, as humans. On the first try. As humans. What I'm trying to say here is YOU ALL SUCK! BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
and I've gotten dozens of black screens, white screens, and gray screens where the game wouldn't load. Doing the "load-2-other-games" trick has fixed the problem consistently, every single time.
IF IT WONT LOAD - here's how to fix it. Click any other game - like Sonny in the bottom left hand side, then let it load completely, and press play. Then one other game like gem-craft - load completely, press play. After that, DO NOT come to your original game by using the back button. Navigate your way back to the game... once you have, it should work. If it doesn't, try the same process again - only this time load 3 other games instead of 2. KEEP THIS ALIVE!!!!
IF IT WONT LOAD - here's how to fix it. Click any other game - like Sonny in the bottom left hand side, then let it load completely, and press play. Then one other game like gem-craft - load completely, press play. After that, DO NOT come to your original game by using the back button. Navigate your way back to the game... once you have, it should work. If it doesn't, try the same process again - only this time load 3 other games instead of 2. KEEP THIS ALIVE!!!!
For everyone who has the problem that the game wont load - here's how to fix it. Click any other game - I normallly pick Sonny in the bottom left hand side, then let it load completely, press play. Then I pick gem-craft - load completely, then press play. After that, DO NOT come to epic war 2 by using the back button. Navigate your way back to the game... once you have, it should work. If it doesn't, try the same process again - only this time load 3 other games instead of 2.
Another good way is to just get your Mana up to 9999, then build things like crazy. Since you can only build one type of unit at once (then its a few seconds before you can build another), build as many different kind of units as you can. I often build only captipults, tre-bu-shays, and cannons at first. I dont build anything until I've made 4 of those - which means they've had a chance to roll far enough down the screen. Then I build everything else. By the time the first Paladins get up front, the cannons and such will be right where they should be to back them up. Like this, you can take out an enemy castle just moments BEFORE their hoard is sent. I've won lots of early maps this way.
You guys whine too much. First, you should know already that when you start attacking the enemy castle, he will send 50 or so units at you. NO PROBLEM! Just send 2 or 3 units to attack his castle. When you knock it down part way, and he sends his hoard, thats when you use the saved up mana that you DIDN'T SPEND on units to start building units now. I build cannon + tre-bu-shay (cant spell) + catipult and some archers to back up my paladins. With a constant arrow stream going the whole while, the enemy hoard cant win.
To the guy below me - how are you gonna find me if your neck is snapped and wrapped in plastic and you're stuck in an attic somewhere? Srsly, find some better copy-pasta.
To the guy below me - how are you gonna find me if your neck is snapped and wrapped in plastic and you're stuck in an attic somewhere? Srsly, find some better copy-pasta.
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