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Sports Heads Cards: Squad Swap!

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Jun. 07, 2013

Rating: 4

Games this luck-dependent just aren't fun.

Developer response from Mousebreaker

I don't know - the game is really popular on our site, and card game always have to have a certain element of luck involved. We created it so there's definitely an element of skill involved too: the figure at the bottom where you can see the total number of players of each nationality in the deck, and then figure out the odds of them sending you to penalties, for example.

Planet Wars

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Jun. 07, 2013

Rating: 1

Really buggy. For no reason, my guy goes to the top of screen and I can't get him to come down.

All we need is Brain: Level Pack

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Jun. 06, 2013

Rating: 2

Nice, but why the long delay before the zombies come out? It just seems to slow down gameplay.

Mushroom Cloud

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Jun. 06, 2013

Rating: 2

So, uh, is the game called Mushroom Could or Mashroom Cloud? If the latter, is it an intentional misspelling or an accident?

Kitt's Kingdom

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Jun. 06, 2013

Rating: 29

Triple the amount of money you receive and you have a 4 star game. As it is, I can't go higher than two. Problems: Way too grindy. The level 1 turrets can't even take out the weakest enemies. Repetitive gameplay. Inability to shoot past the fort.

GrindQuest Censored

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May. 31, 2013

Rating: 1

Well, it's been hacked. Look at number one on the high scores list.

American Racing 2

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May. 30, 2013

Rating: 340

It's a very good racing game, and the high maintained FPS is impressive for such detail. Still, I just don't enjoy many of the challenges. I wanna go fast, maybe slalom, but not hit ghosts with a car. The way cars move is just not designed for that kind of thing, so it has an element of "Nintendo hard" to it.

Coaster Racer 3

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May. 28, 2013

Rating: 1

I'd really appreciate a quality button. The game is too unforgiving for the lag I'm getting.

Ned vs. Zed

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May. 26, 2013

Rating: 5

Use WASD controls for movement. The controls are really unpleasant.

Developer response from webgovernor

Ah, I agree that it feels a little weird. I've made some changes to the responsiveness of the current controls (and added click-and-hold to shoot). Maintaining two different control sets (PC & Touch-enabled devices) isn't ideal, but probably makes the most sense. If you still think it sucks, let me know. I may wait for more feedback before changing it to WASD style movement. Also, thanks for trying out the game!

animated series hangman

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May. 26, 2013

Rating: 2

I would institute keyboard input.

death by bots

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May. 25, 2013

Rating: 1

The controls are really wonky and unresponsive.

Developer response from GoldenGrassL

i am very sorry that the controls were so unresponsive and i hope that was really all of the problems you were having. goldengrassl :)

Super Duck Punch!

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May. 25, 2013

Rating: 4

White screen of death is still happening.

Gunny Bunny 2

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May. 25, 2013

Rating: 0

Is there a way to pause it?

Obsolescence

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May. 23, 2013

Rating: 1

There is no need for a game this simple to be so laggy. Sloppy programming.

Robot Cake Defender

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May. 23, 2013

Rating: 14

I don't know... get the right bonuses at the right time and you win, almost without trying. Get no bonuses, or the wrong ones, and you lose no matter what you do.

Caribbean Admiral

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May. 20, 2013

Rating: 3

Gah! My save game! I beat this weeks ago, and now it is gone. Feh, maybe I'll get around to playing it again. Maybe not. I hate when that happens.

GrindQuest Censored

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May. 18, 2013

Rating: 12

I do like this game, especially as kind of a commentary of the grind that is MMORPGS. Still, I do wonder why idle games and many other online flash games have to have a geometric XP progression but a linear character progression. I understand that idle games have to be longrunning, and so progression has to be slow, but I find the asymptotal diminishing of growth offputting.

Developer response from Abra24

This game has it because as many parallels as possible are trying to be drawn. Why do lots of games have that? Probably standard addiction mentality. The more invested you are, the more likely you are to stick around longer and longer for the next carrot on the stick.

GrindQuest Censored

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May. 11, 2013

Rating: 0

Maaaaan. All Abra had to do was make more clear that he was doing a satire of the absurd grindy nature of MMORPGS and he'd have been fine.

Alien Anarchy

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May. 10, 2013

Rating: -2

What this clearly needs is another 15 loading screen at the beginning. The nap I took before the game started wasn't nearly long enough.

Developer response from GeneralVimes

Sorry for that, but that was the publisher's requirement.

5 A side Football

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May. 10, 2013

Rating: 0

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