great game. though, i really wish you can stop them from doing their fraking long animation and force them to come back. like seriously, they all end up dying. other than that, 5/5
These random names r terribble. "Hugh Dunnit" "I didn't do it- I swear!" "Hugh, your father is here to pick you up." "You gotta be more specific man. I thought you were gonna fire me for launching a stink bomb in your office" "WHAT!!!!!"
Mr. Masters was also a sad man. He wanted to commit suicide. He got drunk at work. He went up an elevator. He exited on the top floor. He jumped on the window-sill. He hesitated, but his severe drunkness caused him to sway and fall. His neck slipped on the steps with such force that he was blown 10 feet away in to a manhole. He died. Promotional consideration by:Eric Gurt
Mr. Smith was a good man. One day he had a beer too many. As he was leaving work, he did not realize the elevator door was open and attempted to squeeze in. He fell unconsious. The door opened and he fell in, but it was so quick he was blown through the floor. The elevator comes down, and blasts Mr. Smith past two sets of stairs and into a tree. Mr. Smith, not yet trully dead, glugged down a near-by beer. He rose to full height. He proceeded forward, not realizing the amount of blood he lost. He fainted and fell into a manhole. He fell, broke his neck and died. Promotional consideration by: Eric Gurt
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SANTA CANNOT FLY!!!!!!!!! HE is trying to get you to get to beat the record of some crazy penguin then he will kill the penguin and eat your BRAINZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DragonSpire, I give you the 1YUK! strategy. 1. Buy max academy (Cleric/Wizard), barracks and tower (Arrow) 2. Use the tower turrent on incoming enemies. Upgrade it to the max. 3. Keep on using the turrents WITHOUT SUMMONING SOMEONE! Then upgrade everything else you bought. (Past level 7 only though. Otherwise just do whatever.)5. Then, true to it's name (Make sure you unlock Hobbits from reading the instructions&credits!) press Hotkeys 1, Y, U and k rapidly. 6. Then if everything goes right, you win. (YAY!) Or else when you run out of mana wait till you're full, then repeat step 5 6. REMEMBER TO AIM YOUR TURRENTS!!!!!!!
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