I can't beat level 1337. I can't stop eating the Magic Cake. I can't see, I must be on like... an acid trip or something.
cake... too trippy... mind is... slipping...
i f...e...e...l h...a...p...p...y...
Wow. I'd like to see some of the people who say this game sucks play Contra.
"HUR! I SUCK AT THIS GAME, SO I AM GOING TO INSULT IT, AND ANYONE WHO ENJOYS PLAYING IT!"
So freaking hard. I can't imagine how I did this the first time. That was a pretty bad death right there. I swear, they were weaker...
CHOKE ON EM', YA BASTARDS!
Wow. I had no survivors, no one but me. I found no one, and then got this message; "People lost while searching: 1".
Basically, I died. Weeeird.
Also, when I saw my first (And last) Clown Zombie, I just thought "WACKO THE CLOWN'S COMING TO YOUR TOWN!"
If you don't get the reference, watch Mystery Science Theater 3000: Monster A-Go Go.