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Mitoza

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Feb. 28, 2011

Rating: 0

*at loading screen* so that's what the elephant is doing on achievement unlocked. Powering that...pardon, what is that?

Collapse It

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Feb. 04, 2011

Rating: 8

The description says, "what could possibly go wrong...?" But really, it's more like what could possibly go right. :)

Tasty Planet

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Feb. 03, 2011

Rating: 2

I'm not sure whether it's better to be a purple people eater or a grey everything eater, but either way, it's a satisfying life.

Fade

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Jan. 10, 2011

Rating: 2

"Sire, the damn chimpanzees who have no business being in the Andes just challenged us to a game of picturika - WITH COLORED MARKERS." "Damn, bring out the treadmills, we have to win this."

I Am An Insane Rogue AI

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Jan. 05, 2011

Rating: 3

It was insane... The first 3 times I tried to load the page, the game was just a black screen... I was all like... OMG... A rogue AI hacked me! Then I reloaded a fourth time... Still... So... Suspicious... -Log Terminated-

Arkandian Crusade

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Dec. 22, 2010

Rating: 2

I was on the loading screen, and I saw, "Waiting for demons," and I was confused, because you never do. You always take the initiative to stop the summon of the demon, but then he gets summoned anyway, and you fight...

K.O.L.M.

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Dec. 21, 2010

Rating: 1

This is probably just me, but when I fought the guy who was a inverted color scheme of us, he jumped out on the left, and so I was stuck there.

You Find Yourself In A Room

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Dec. 20, 2010

Rating: 4

It's odd how he's all like, "NO, I'M PERFECT! SO YEAH!" but then the vast majority of words in the vast majority of languages confuse him.

Desert Moon

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Dec. 18, 2010

Rating: 2

Why are starwars pilots suddenly immune to tractor beam-based repulsions?

Santa Rockstar: Metal Xmas 3

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Dec. 18, 2010

Rating: 0

Tch, and here I was expecting a game completely based around a jolly fat man drinking energy drinks...

Starlight Xmas

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Dec. 18, 2010

Rating: 2

The only problem I can find with this game as a relaxing game is that the way it's designed so that it only shows an outline as you get near the point you want makes it so you don't really have to look at the picture at all. It would probably be better if it always had the outline connecting points, and had a "hint" button which showed you a general area to go in, for the sake of making it more of a three-dimensional logic game and less of a look-for-an-outline game.

Turbo Santa

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Dec. 15, 2010

Rating: 4

Just so we're all clear, when Santa, rockets, turtles, penguins, hedgehogs, and whatever else hit eachother - THEY WERE DRIVING, NOT US!

Epic War 2

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Dec. 15, 2010

Rating: 3

Remember when you buy your buildings: Some mid-life-or-death assembly may be required.

Zombie Trailer Park

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Dec. 06, 2010

Rating: 4

When theres a crazy ex-wife city zombie running at your trailer, arms waving, you know you've lost.

Love

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Dec. 05, 2010

Rating: 5

You notice the other squares are already happy, spinning independent of the others. But you remain motionless, never happy unless surrounded by those who stop spinning with happiness when you're around.

Neon Race

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Dec. 03, 2010

Rating: -3

There should be a pacman-style flashing right as rampage is about to wear off, cus I keep going after cars that suddenly turn purple

Morphing

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Nov. 27, 2010

Rating: -11

On some levels, you find yourself going "huh." On some levels, you find yourself going "huh?" On some levels, you find yourself going "huh," with a bit of annoyance. On some levels, you find yourself going to the kitchen to wet your through after all this "huh"ing.

Flaming Zombooka 2

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Nov. 26, 2010

Rating: 3

On some of the levels, I was confused. Well, more confused than I normally am while walking around with a seemingly unlimited supply of rockets in a bazooka and shooting zombies. However, on most of the levels, I choose to act confused so I had an excuse for mindless violence.

Doodle Devil

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Nov. 20, 2010

Rating: 4

At first I wondered why book and TV were a computer, but then, as if in a dream, it came to me. A computer has the information gathering ability of books, but they are only used for the same mindlessness as TV.

Polar PWND 2

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Nov. 12, 2010

Rating: 248

You would think your average loading-screen-army penguin would notice stuff being stacked on top of him. Does he? No. As a result, he gets toppled over. Moral lesson? Might be, if common sense applied to this game.

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