Sir_Poopington's Comments

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Legend of Pandora	Sep. 08, 2016 Rating: -5 So the dudes dad was the villain. No wonder he named his son 'poop'.
Dukes and Dirigibles	Sep. 06, 2016 Rating: 2 This is supposed to be a flying game, not a race track. What's up with all of the barriers in the 'sky'? Really takes away from the gameplay.
Endless War 6	Sep. 06, 2016 Rating: -8 Way to much lag, not even fun.
Bug Slayer	Sep. 06, 2016 Rating: 5 That last butterfly was like, "Hey man, that's a nice garden man, I want that garden man!" And I was like, "Nah man, you can't have it man, it's my garden, man!" And so I killed him, and before he died, he was all like, "Aw, man, this sucks man!" And I was like, "I told you, man!"
SWOOOORDS! Colon Lords of the Sword	Sep. 05, 2016 Rating: 0 Doesn't load. Just a white screen. 1/5
Sands of the Coliseum	Sep. 03, 2016 Rating: 3 I was liking the game because it seemed like you could use strategy. Then I was charged and killed by a one legged man. I think I'll play something us now.
Tiny Wizard	Sep. 03, 2016 Rating: -1 I'm left handed. Can't use 'wasd' and mouse together. It isn't hard at all to also program arrow keys for movement. Update the game, I'll update my rating. As for now, 1/5.
Uncharted Skies	Aug. 31, 2016 Rating: 3 Flying around the level with no enemies. 1/5
atWar	Aug. 31, 2016 Rating: 15 Premium Membership? I'll buy a real game before paying for a flash game, lol! 1/5 :)
Dead Metal	Aug. 31, 2016 Rating: -11 Arrow keys also for movement. The entire world isn't right-handed. 1/5 because I can't play it.
Dead Metal	Aug. 31, 2016 Rating: -9 Arrow keys for movement. The entire world isn't left-handed. 1/5.
Don't Panic	Aug. 23, 2016 Rating: 0 Arrow keys for movement would be nice, seeing as how the entire world is right handed.
Daily Life 2	Aug. 18, 2016 Rating: 6 "Can you win the game of life? Find a job, get education, fill your house with goods and buy a fancy car! The most important things are working, eating and sleeping! And don't forget friends! Look for the best ways to impress strangers and become their friends as quickly as possible!" Sorry, couldn't help but mock this. The sad thing is that so many people live this way. :/
Commando Assault	Aug. 16, 2016 Rating: -11 I beat the first mission and it automatically went to the second mission and was like, "Mission Start!" and I'm all like, "What if I don't want to start the mission yet?" Then I pressed the 'P' key on my laptops keyboard and the game paused! True story, brah!
Spitfire: 1940	Aug. 16, 2016 Rating: 4 Music and sound don't work. Really takes a lot away from the game.
Potty Racers 2	Aug. 10, 2016 Rating: -10 Your dumass game is broken. Can't beat the very first level because wheels won't go up.
Stonepunk	Aug. 10, 2016 Rating: 4 I think my favorite part of this game is all of the lag. I just love it when I'm going 120 m.p.h. on land, the game freezes for a few seconds, then I'm going 3 m.p.h. in water. Where did the water come from? It just... appeared! Gotta love the lag! That's what makes this game so great!
Momentum Missile Mayhem 4	Aug. 06, 2016 Rating: -17 Ew, wow. Can't move with arrow keys? Not everyone in the world is right handed. Gonna have to give you a 1/5, because I can't play the game. Enjoy :)
Alpha Bounty	Aug. 06, 2016 Rating: -1 Sure, let's add a save to the game. And while you're at it, give us infinite lives. Heck, why do we even need a health bar? Just make us invincible. In fact, the next game you make, just make a button. The player clicks the button. After the player clicks the button, the player wins with and receives infinite gold, infinite continues, and the all time highscore. 5/5 for not catering to whiners who don't know what real video games are like.
SUPER SPACE 3D	Aug. 05, 2016 Rating: 2 No music and no sound effects really hurts this game.