spacedock's Comments

Sep. 17, 2012

Rating: -5

I think there should be a minigame where we rape a rescued princess at the end of every level. No wife means I should get replacements just like in real life.

Sep. 12, 2012

Rating: -7

Why is my sister black?

Sep. 09, 2012

Rating: -5

This game made me want to kill black people.

Sep. 05, 2012

Rating: 1

It's great. I think even more obscene amounts of gore after shotgun kills, more enemies and innocent bystanders to execute would make it more fun.

Sep. 04, 2012

Rating: 1

Why is this not multiplayer?

Sep. 01, 2012

Rating: 1

There should be a "hardest" collection in the community levels. I'd recommend ranking by rage quits.

Aug. 28, 2012

Rating: 1

It's really good.

Aug. 14, 2012

Rating: 1

It's fun. The only thing I didn't like was the pixel perfect jumps when a skeleton is in a hallway 3 blocks high.

Aug. 14, 2012

Rating: 3

Awesome. There should be some towns or something to blow up with the catapult.

Aug. 14, 2012

Rating: 37

Why can't I pick up underage hitchhikers for a bonus round just like in real life?

Aug. 03, 2012

Rating: -29

Why am I a girl? Girls are for making dinner and babies. They shouldn't be allowed to fight.

Jul. 31, 2012

Rating: -2

Please let me kill the wolf. I try to ditch it and it keeps coming back.

Jul. 31, 2012

Rating: 0

Pretty fun. You should give checkpoints after every boss. Why give us full healing but then not let us skip bosses we already beat? The last boss was a lot of fun but earlier bosses took too long to kill. I think dropping the HP of the player and bosses by 1/5 would make the pace faster without hurting difficulty. The last boss has the appropriate amount of hp though. Also more bullets = more fun, both player and enemy bullets. Little visual explosion cues on collision and a plink sound to let us know we hit an enemy or got hit would be helpful.

Jul. 21, 2012

Rating: -4

when the girl loses I think she should get raped... it's only fair...

Jul. 15, 2012

Rating: 1

When I scroll up and down with the arrow keys it changes all of my inputs. Also the answer is not unique for every puzzle. I got a couple wrong that I'm sure were correct but I'm not sure if it's because I was actually wrong, the answers changed because of scrolling or the game doesn't catch alternate answers.

Jul. 05, 2012

Rating: -2

I liked it because it was fun. I think it should automatically cycle to the best weapon you own when ammo runs out because selecting weapons is too much strategy.

Jun. 30, 2012

Rating: 5

This game is amazing.

Jun. 22, 2012

Rating: 0

When you die why don't a bunch of screaming tiny people fall to their death?

Jun. 21, 2012

Rating: 0

This game is unbalanced and buggy but pretty fun. If you wait until the bad guys are almost at the left edge of the screen then spam 3 or 4 units they will all hit at once and gang rape it. This is the only way I could deal with the cheesier enemy units.

Jun. 20, 2012

Rating: 4

Woah, this game gets sick around level 10. Is there any way to pull off these tricks using textures & a rendered floor? I don't see why not...