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Help the Hero

Play Help the Hero

Aug. 07, 2011

Rating: 1

Lol, why did you thumbs down Tion? I got high-score mode in the first try too.. It WOULD be luck based except for the fact that you can buy yourself an extra 45 seconds when your desperate just stacking items in the scrolling bar.. So really, I only "technically" made it to 165, but the stacking gave me enough extra time to beat it without just giving up.. Also, pro tip: Only use the star on the biggest item you have, if you don't have anything larger than a helmet, save them up till you do.

Not To Scale

Play Not To Scale

Aug. 07, 2011

Rating: 1

"Try not to think about elephants" And I get the elephant first before the rest of the picture lol.

Crush The Castle 2 PP

Play Crush The Castle 2 PP

Aug. 07, 2011

Rating: 5

Huh, this guy dim's not so bad.. I mean.. forcing me to do 1 accurate shot, whatevs, other levels do that... .. Wait.. Now he's forcing me to do 2 accurate shots in a row?.... That's a little evil, but I can still take it... .... .. What?... 3?.... Really?... *rates game 2/5*

Crush The Castle 2 PP

Play Crush The Castle 2 PP

Aug. 07, 2011

Rating: 2

In undead mode if you make sure to fire before your previous shot leaves the screen, as long as they hit, you can attain infinite multipliers, getting money VERY fast. I only seem to have attained this easily with steel ball, but it's still a neat trick.

Moby Dick - The Video Game

Play Moby Dick - The Video Game

Aug. 07, 2011

Rating: 2

The game went from slightly unfairly hard to challengingly normal when I learned that you can slap boats with your tail-fin as well as head-butt them.. Doing a vertical rush with a fancy flip has never been so awesomely destructive.. XD

Steamlands

Play Steamlands

Aug. 05, 2011

Rating: 5

Ever since I played that one level in mario three where you have to jump across a bunch of those wooden tanks I DREAMED of a game like this... Thank you, nitrome, you made my dream reality.. 5/5 and favorited.. And I love the storyline and epic music. :)

Legend of Kalevala

Play Legend of Kalevala

Jul. 25, 2011

Rating: -3

Those floating craps sound like a monster being hurt from metroid, and the robot SHOOTS metroid health at you!.. .. Iunno.. ... It's hard not to see metroid in games like this, the genre is so rare...

Wish Upon a Star

Play Wish Upon a Star

Jul. 24, 2011

Rating: 4

"Oh my god, the sky is falling!" ".... Get the net..."

DropSum v2

Play DropSum v2

Jul. 24, 2011

Rating: 1

16% genius by simply dropping them in stacks from the right side all the way up and slowly working to the left.. High-school jock for the win.. :D

Portal: The Flash Version

Play Portal: The Flash Version

Jul. 23, 2011

Rating: -5

Every time I come back to this game I'm reminded of why I rated it a 1/5... The controls are too sensetive, there's no walk button, and constantly confusing e (Which is usually jump) for shooting a yellow portal is just a 3-bean frustration salad...

Infectonator : World Dominator

Play Infectonator : World Dominator

Jul. 17, 2011

Rating: 8

Cmon, seriously.. Am I the only one thinking "That reporter has big boobs..."? Someone side with here..

Protector IV

Play Protector IV

Jul. 17, 2011

Rating: 4

Lol, I love how spamming mages is still a highly-respected and effective strategy no matter how "tactical and strategic" he makes the other units...

The Necronomicon

Play The Necronomicon

Jul. 17, 2011

Rating: 2

The bottom right number in the circle on every card is a sanity penalty you get for using that card.. If you want to lose your sanity quickly, just spam the cards with higher sanity penalties (1,2,3, ect), like summoning and healing cards.

Snailiad

Play Snailiad

Jul. 11, 2011

Rating: -2

4/5, but like metroid, the game become a bit tediously boring after a while having to look for all those darn secrets and the game lost it's appeal... But definitely a very good game, and wonderful background music.

Globetrotter XL

Play Globetrotter XL

Jul. 11, 2011

Rating: -5

As long as you can LEARN and remember where some of the basic countries are like germany, USA, india, china, canada, and australia are, you can get the first badge in a few tries with some luck. I got to level 3, but I'm gonna stop there..

Globetrotter XL

Play Globetrotter XL

Jul. 11, 2011

Rating: 6

Dude, they made a FAQ for this game it's totally awesome you can beat it so easily, it's called a GLOBE! XD

Ultimate Assassin 3

Play Ultimate Assassin 3

Jul. 10, 2011

Rating: 27

The game was almost ruined by these time-based achievements.. Though fun to play, they make the game alot more dependant on luck to get them, you just have to replay over and over again until the boss goes the right way and the guards just happen to walk the wrong way...

Ultimate Assassin 3

Play Ultimate Assassin 3

Jun. 30, 2011

Rating: -1

I'm getting this impossible badge TODAY, lol.. Already on level 10 on hard with all previous achievements.. I LOVE this game.. This is the only game of which has time-trial challenges that I don't despise..

Ultimate Assassin 3

Play Ultimate Assassin 3

Jun. 30, 2011

Rating: -1

The best game ever just got a makeover.. And achievements.. AND badges... There IS a god!... And his name is mastermax!

Extinct! Are you smarter than a plant?

Play Extinct! Are you smarter than a plant?

Jun. 29, 2011

Rating: -3

The farm mode was heavily bugged, lol..

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