Wow epic loser, stop asking people to rate your game 5/5, your supposed to get the badge if people like your game, not when you ask them to death to rate it 5...
(Finally get to play it with working keys) Wow, so that's it?.. Level 1 starts you off in a city with infinite bad guys with auto-lock on?...Wow, shoulda 'spected that from a failed madness clone.. :|
This is like the game "Blocks with letters on"... Except there's no trick to beat this to slap the smartass creator for teasing the lesser minded... Which realy does drasticly decrease play value, when one realizes he probably won't get that badge... For that, I regrettably rate this a 2..
Anyone else notice after they kill the penis monster and are revived, that the guy is looking up the angel's skirt? XD (Also, the shop/story theme reminds me ALOT of dark cloud)
I finally got the sticky keys problem fixed, THANK YOU kongregate for helping me out!... And zaca, who told me how to fix it, but left out 1 or 2 crucial details..
Yeah... Overall, this game gets a 3, but despite some of it's flaws, like the luck involved, (70% of the luck can be avoided with expert strat btw) and the high demand for strategy, it still is gonna get a 4 for entertainment value, it's no everyday I get stuck to an RPG game for 5 hours...... No wait... It is... Nvm.. T_T
Zacadster: That did nothing.. This is a wierd online keyboard responce bug, not an internet access bug.. The problem occurs in 90% of sidescrolling-like games I play, though very few sometimes work... The keys work fine, but at random, when I press one of the directional keys, the game acts as if I'm holding that key when I'm not, and I have to keep pressing it over and over until it lets go.. But by then, another key is stuck... This has basicly disabled me from playing ANY sidescrolling and other games on kongregate..
Well the survival badge is impossible for me due to my "sticky keys" bug... And no, my keys aren't actually sticky and no I didn't activate sticky keys.. It's just this damn bug where on side scrollers the arrow (movement) keys stick when pressed where it does that command permanently irregardless of whatever I press afterwards.. And only way to stop it is to press the same key like 3 times.
Ok, It's very clear to me, maybe only on hard, but the computer definetly has an unfair advantage..
Things a CPU can one-hit that I can't.
Raptor>>Raptor
Bomber>>Anhillator
AATank>>Bomber
And no, I'm not lieing, I mean this, all units at full health, those units he control can one-hit mine, but in the exact same situation, with no area bonus's or decreased health, I can't one-hit his units...
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