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Brute Wars

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Aug. 16, 2008

Rating: 0

I did not like this this is not taking into account the game is dominated by a bunch of stupid animals. But, that might explain why the strategy can be described as shallow at best (damn child oriented games). I will not drone

The Last Canopy

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Aug. 15, 2008

Rating: 0

I must say this game is an actual hidden treasure props to kongregate for putting it in a spotlight. The boss battles are the real highlight of this game and, so they should because the majority of the game is the bosses. I felt the second boss was awful in that when it really starts to exploit the scanner (3rd and 4th bars) it becomes a pain in the ass (I lost more lives on the second boss than the fourth 0.o) This game is not without it's flaws however, it is short... But, it makes up a bit for that with the difficulty settings.. Oh, and the female oriented design... Stupid fairies... Ha, Fairy!

MAD: Mutually Assured Destruction

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Aug. 13, 2008

Rating: 0

A nice take on a classic, add ons are nice different missile trajectories, speed, types and building upgrades are a really nice touch. The feeling of knowing your screwed but still madly tracing the rockets and clicking away for just a few more seconds of life is utterly priceless and make this game great... For what this game is I see no flaws and there is no reason it should receive anything else than a 5

LightSprites

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Aug. 13, 2008

Rating: -2

The cheerful music just got to me and... I wanted to just scratch out my ear dumbs with something pointy... Other than that a simple game based off a simple concept match colours fling balls at targets and, make happy people appear... I wish I was joking about the latter part. It makes me glad you can kill the lot of them (mix match colours you will not regret it). A note, drama makes life enjoyable not this hippie crap. If you enjoy this stay far, FAR away from me as we will not get along as I will call you something foul (I can't post such things in this because pansies will report me. So I implore you use your imagination).

Nuclear Eagle

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Aug. 13, 2008

Rating: 0

Good stuff an giant nuclear eagle pure genius! Oh the games good too. Something about flinging cars at people with a giant eagle is so, so satisfying.

Parachute Retrospect

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Aug. 13, 2008

Rating: 0

This game is not a buried treasure and, the mention of it brings shivers done my spine thats how much I hate this game. I deem it necessary actually review it a bit. The game it's self is actually quite simple drop people (they accelerate by gravity and, you can give them additional horizontal velocity via the movement of the helicopter... Nice physics!) out of a helicopter on to some trucks with a trailer of wool?? Now that’s all bad enough now add in a bunch of cheesy add-ons (missiles, lasers, spikes to name a few) and, you get a Crap-tastic experience that will make you want more like exercises fat lumps (oh, sorry overweight people). Now the best part if you manage to get through all that crap you get to enjoy one of those falling item collecty thingy minigames which will surely burn through the remaining lives to get that achievement.... Pure bs. End rant. That was fun

Areas

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Aug. 13, 2008

Rating: 0

Good stuff, very unusual.. didn't know what to expect but the game has a great concept and pulls it off nicely..

intrusion

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Aug. 11, 2008

Rating: 0

lol my I should have reread that

intrusion

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Aug. 11, 2008

Rating: 0

Hmm.. very tiring yeah the third boss (which was the first 0.o) the snake thing was utter crap I got through the first no problem smg, laser combo all the was then it regenerated started shooting lasers ( how the hell is that avoidable) then quickly ran out of ammo. Still only on the second head with no ammo and no lives I knew it was bad screw this it isn't worth my time... Now this being said this game is a good side scroller the difficulty is a little on the hard side but I like that however, I am lazy so yeah in my old age (only 19 0.o)... I liked it for the 1/2 hour I played so it's good in my books.. I'll come back and beat it eventually 4/5

Dog Eat Dog

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Aug. 11, 2008

Rating: 0

"collision detection is horrid" agreed... game is a little sluggish feeling as well rather play fishy...

Caravaneer

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Aug. 10, 2008

Rating: 0

Very slow pacing, requires use of a tutorial.. bah

Factory Balls

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Aug. 09, 2008

Rating: 0

I don' t see the concept of level 9 how does that bloody machine work... It's obviously rotating the ball but do what degree.. It's getting on my nerves I don't want to use trial and error.

You Have To Burn The Rope

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Aug. 09, 2008

Rating: 0

Very nice

Seven Deadly Sins

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Aug. 09, 2008

Rating: 0

greed was a pain.. Very nice ending lol

Sprout

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Aug. 05, 2008

Rating: 0

a very nice logic puzzle, original a definite 5/5

Amorphous+

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Aug. 04, 2008

Rating: 0

I don't really think this game is worth the effort because of slow combat among other things... I tried but I cannot for the life of me summon the patience for the badges ( the bloody first one will not unlock)

Nano War

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Aug. 03, 2008

Rating: 0

Really, really easy never came close to losing once... great game through ai's kinda dumb through

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