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endeavor	Dec. 23, 2015 Rating: 7 did anyone else try to kill every single person they saw when they got the weapon? when the game scolded me for killing dozens of people i realized how different and cool this game was...
Llamas in Distress	Dec. 12, 2015 Rating: 2 that moment when you realize, after all your hard work, that there are still 75 more llamas to go...
Ringside Hero	Dec. 12, 2015 Rating: 1 are you ready for this week's fight of the century? one week later... This week's fight is the Real fight of the century. one week later This time joey will almost certainly win the fight of the century. one week later this fight isn't the fight of the century...
Balloon in a Wasteland	Dec. 12, 2015 Rating: 2 oh no! the blobs are walking west towards me, i'll just hide in my fort and have them keep walking. i think the forts need to be better, like being able to shoot from them, and monsters destroying it.
Symbiosis	Dec. 11, 2015 Rating: 5 once you reach lvl 8 or so, and get max regen and defense, your basically unkillable and can easily beat the remaining 7 levels, good concept for a game though, one suggestion is to unlock all difficulty settings from the start, or make it so you dont need to beat all the levels to beat level one easily.
Abduction!	Dec. 11, 2015 Rating: 2 man in a can 100% redneck. does that mean the abducted cows are rednecks?
Abduction!	Dec. 11, 2015 Rating: 0 alien: mmmmmmmm tastes like chicken.
The Last Stand 2	Dec. 11, 2015 Rating: 2 you always love it when 1/2 your baricade is destroyed, you spend 9 hours searching town and all you get is a day of supplies. if you needed supplies for the days in towns, that would amount to nothing but bad luck...
Empire Business 2 (beta)	Dec. 09, 2015 Rating: 0 after i got 100 gems i had little idea of what was going on, gold coins were flying everywhere.
Tycoon Jones	Dec. 09, 2015 Rating: 3 i always try to play the right way... but after being robbed day after day, and after the 5th fire, i just say screw it and go on a long three week fast and learn for 3 hours, while moping for another 21.
Viricide	Dec. 06, 2015 Rating: -5 oh no, my good comment setting is not working, fix it! the max radius for bit pickup is OVER 9000!!!!
UPGRADE COMPLETE!	Nov. 30, 2015 Rating: 0 oh shoot! the player bought a graphics upgrade, everyone redesign your planes which will be destroyed in 5 seconds to be about 20% cooler, just for the enemy, you'll do that right? come on guys......
Epic Battle Fantasy 2	Nov. 29, 2015 Rating: 5 "found new allies to replace fallen and forgotten ones" a.k.a. all our friends died, but who cares?
No Time To Explain	Nov. 29, 2015 Rating: 0 wat did i just play. i turned into a dinosaur and blew up a UFO, then went back in time, but turned everyone into dinosaurs, including the crab monster. wat?
Epic Combo!	Nov. 29, 2015 Rating: -1 "Remember how it all started with just 1 turtle" i hit two, only n00bs hit one at a time.
Treadmillasaurus Rex	Nov. 29, 2015 Rating: -1 Fact: the t-rex MAY have had saliva. fact: i May have giant t-rex legs, because i said may.
You Have To Burn The Rope	Nov. 29, 2015 Rating: 0 oh wow a health bar. that probably means he'll have more than 1 hp and we'll have to find a different way of killing him burns rope oh, nvm :(.
Pandemic: American Swine	Nov. 29, 2015 Rating: 6 I did it! i finaly blew up all the cities. wait, game over? why?????
Creeper World 2: Academy	Nov. 29, 2015 Rating: 4 i got so frustrated on lvl 9 bc the drones blew up my stuff every 10 seconds. but i LOVED lvl 8.
Elephant Quest	Nov. 28, 2015 Rating: 1 two complaints to an awesome 5/5 game. first, the ??? skill boxes make it so that you will almost always get 10 extra points in one category, and ten points you need in another. second complaint, when you beat the game and have 5+ helieophants, there is a bug where their shots stay on screen, so when i beat NG+ for the 5th time my screen is littered with purple lines and i don't want to play it anymore. good game though, wish there is a sequel.