Woot, next level! I'm pwning these noobs! >:D Awes- *You bury the animals in your secret hiding place.* Oh. That makes sense. :/ Maybe I should play less RPGs...
Epic killing guide: Body Parts: Head - High Armor, Low Vitality, Hard to hit. Destroying kills an enemy. Torso - High armor, High vitality, Medium hit chance. Destroying defeats an enemy without killing them. Arms - Low armor, medium vitality, high hit chance. Destroying disables equip and relevant skills, as well as damaging torso. Legs - Medium armor, Medium-High vitality, High hit chance. Destroyng disables attacking and MOST skills, as well as dealing damage to torso. --------- Enemy kill guide: Double wielded weapon - Attack legs to disable attacking --- Double handed weapon - Attack arm to disable weapon --- Shield wielding - attack head to finish quickly ------ Rate + to keep alive
Secritary: Mr. Mayor, a kid with a flying egg and a mounted gun on a flying cardboard box who is trying to destroy the moon to get rid of wherewolves and is being shot down by other kids just faceplanted here and dosen't have a scratch! Mayor: THEN GIVE HIM $1356 YOU IDIOT! Sectitary: But sir- Mayor: I SAID GIVE HIM $1356!