Games Achievements My Kong Sign In

thecartm's Comments

Comment

Knightmare Tower

Play Knightmare Tower

Sep. 20, 2012

Rating: -3

Are princesses considered saved if they fall into the pit of lava?

Rebecca Whack: It's Friday

Play Rebecca Whack: It's Friday

Sep. 16, 2012

Rating: 2

Still dosen't beat beating up that other Justin girl.

Kaban Racetrack

Play Kaban Racetrack

Sep. 16, 2012

Rating: 2

It's legal to strip a jet pack on a hog!?!

Campaign Game: General Election

Play Campaign Game: General Election

Sep. 14, 2012

Rating: 4

Mitt Romney Special Power: The Romney Way taxes give 999999999$ while all his states are in large debt and cant swich all while all enemies lose 99% health from false claims and ignorince

Knightmare Tower

Play Knightmare Tower

Sep. 14, 2012

Rating: 41

You: I have saved all of the princesses!!! Where's my reward? King: Good, where are they? You: ... they fell into the lava.

Antbuster

Play Antbuster

Aug. 27, 2012

Rating: 4

Little did the ants know the cake was a lie.

Depict1

Play Depict1

Aug. 27, 2012

Rating: 1

Just something I realised. When you are on the deception level when you beat the boss, the level name starts to mix up, and just before you win, it says "Poetic End".

Hero's Evolution

Play Hero's Evolution

Aug. 27, 2012

Rating: 75

Guard: "Hey, there's that creepy guy! Everybody attack him one at a time in such a fassion as to let him kill you without getting hurt!"

Developer response from ursagames

That is how it worked back then isn't it? I do so hope I didn't fudge up my historical accuracy, maybe using movies as a reference wasn't such a good idea.

Gun Express

Play Gun Express

Aug. 25, 2012

Rating: -2

If only real life was like this. Boss:" You're LATE!!!" Me:"I'm sorry, did I not kill enough people by blowing their car up today?" Boss:"What?"

Anti-Idle: The Game

Play Anti-Idle: The Game

Aug. 24, 2012

Rating: 4

Idea: What about some sort of mini tycoon? Like one that gives small boosts for certain upgrades?

Gray

Play Gray

Aug. 24, 2012

Rating: 8

The meaning: There is no victory.

Papa's Freezeria

Play Papa's Freezeria

Aug. 23, 2012

Rating: 0

Customer:" Okay, I want a medium sundae, with cookie bits in strawberry ice cream, blended for thirty seconds, with whip cream, chopped nuts, and one creameo placed exactly (and I mean EXACTLY) In the middle of two cherries, each at 1/4, 1/2, and 3/4 of the way across the cup. - ... - Okay, let me taste this, hmm.... Seems perf- IS THAT A FRIGGEN PIECE OF CHOPPED NUT ON THE BACK COUNTER!?! Im sorry sir but the toppings are a 0% for me. Thank you for nothing you useless slob.

Bloons TD 5

Play Bloons TD 5

Aug. 23, 2012

Rating: 21

Please add autosave!!!

Bloons TD 5

Play Bloons TD 5

Aug. 23, 2012

Rating: 3

four and a half stars!?! That must mean someone rated less than 5...

Anti-Idle: The Game

Play Anti-Idle: The Game

Aug. 19, 2012

Rating: 5

@ joshua u just have to randomly fight them it tames at random

Lancelost

Play Lancelost

Aug. 17, 2012

Rating: 173

This is an epic plaatformer, but may I plz press space to go to the next level instead of click?

Developer response from Canvas

Will add this in the next update.

Relic Of War

Play Relic Of War

Aug. 16, 2012

Rating: 7

This is a realy exelent game, realy, but the prenium content crap is ruining it. There are other ways to make money, like a donation button. Elements does it, and they make enough to stay free. For now 3/5 untill changed. Rate + so the dev sees and for free content.

Route 401 Motel

Play Route 401 Motel

Aug. 15, 2012

Rating: 42

Hmm, Insect Repelent? *Caution: Do not use on people's faces* Trolololol 4/5

Nyos

Play Nyos

Aug. 15, 2012

Rating: 2

Deserves to be the next big game. + If you want sequal.

Hanna in a Choppa 2

Play Hanna in a Choppa 2

Aug. 09, 2012

Rating: 2

Hey guys! If you suffer sticky keys, go to internet options -> Security -> Protected mode and uncheck it. Then refresh ant you don't get sticky keys! + so more people can see!

Developers Players Support YouTube TikTok X (Twitter) LinkedIn
Join the conversation Join Discord
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Code of Conduct
© 2025 Kongregate