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Into Space 2

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Oct. 06, 2012

Rating: 0

Who's bright idea was it to fly a blimp above a spaceship platform? BlimpPilot: "And if you look down, you can see a rocket heading right for us."

another stupid chat game with no real purpose

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Oct. 05, 2012

Rating: 0

Reminds me of "Great Game! 1/5"

Vegetable Game

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Oct. 05, 2012

Rating: 1

At level 5 I got angry and started ramming space and jumping. Afterwards I just rammed space. Best Idea ever.

Into Space 2

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Oct. 05, 2012

Rating: -1

WHO THE HELL FLIES A BLIMP OVER A SPACE STATION!?!

Portal 2D

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Oct. 05, 2012

Rating: 4

Man: What's that noise coming from my backback? Hmm... seems to be a sesmic tremor, nothing important. CRAP, A HOLE WAS SOMEHOW CREATED EXACTLY UNDER MY SANDWICH! of all the places... Guess I should jump down that hole blindly to retrieve it instead of getting another.

Jacksmith

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Sep. 27, 2012

Rating: 3

HA! Let's see Papa Louie top THIS! We can finaly throw that guy out of business! No more remakes of anymore damn resturants!

40xEscape

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Sep. 27, 2012

Rating: 1

I hate the plentiful indeferent escape games. Now I can play them all in just one.

Dead Drunk 1.2

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Sep. 26, 2012

Rating: 8

Doctor: Seems your son is dead. Mother: WHY!?! Doctor: Well, he was at work, and then he jumped off the second story! He died on the way but came back to life since he was drinking. Afterwards he killed himself trying to climb on top of a grill.

Fredrico the Joyous Blob!

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Sep. 26, 2012

Rating: 1

If you don't jump u wont fall.

Jumping Box: Remake

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Sep. 26, 2012

Rating: 1

Is it victory if you fall after winning?

Infectonator 2

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Sep. 25, 2012

Rating: 1

We should be able to infect Kuzakistan to get a Borat zombie that sings the Kuzakistan national anthem to freeze all of the people.

Infectonator 2

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Sep. 25, 2012

Rating: 0

Person: AHHH ITS THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE oh hey look a free burger.

Little Samurai

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Sep. 23, 2012

Rating: 2

Carrot on a stick? Sounds like Minecraft.

Canufit

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Sep. 23, 2012

Rating: 1

Level 4: Wow, using a key is HARD....

Ultimate Santa Battle

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Sep. 22, 2012

Rating: 32

Snowballs ... BURN enemies!?!

Great Game 1/5

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Sep. 22, 2012

Rating: 2

Meaning of the levels 1: Everyone ignores the obvious mute button 2: People always complain about controlls 3:level selects are buggy 4:There are segments where u do nothing for a while 5:You have to die to get to meaningless places 6: Devs obsess ofar kreds

Bullet Art

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Sep. 22, 2012

Rating: 0

WACJ looks like a rocket tube. :P just sayin' oh and + this

Generic Button Game

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Sep. 21, 2012

Rating: 1

over 4000 frames combined of all the button games out there combined into 70. Amazed?

The Grinns Tale

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Sep. 21, 2012

Rating: 19

You: Hey, villager! Villager: What? You: Want to selflessly dedicate your life, take the risk of dieing at any moment, accepting minimum wage, and nearly starving on a regular basis to go inside the tower? Villager: Sure, why no-what level is that statue? You: Erm, level 3? Villager: Then no.

Pheus and Mor

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Sep. 20, 2012

Rating: 0

That boy is to young to have a beard, right?

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