Dear Pet, please stop trying to attack 4 monsters at a time. Also, when you only have 5 hit points left and I am trying to save your worthless life, just follow me. Stop attacking stuff!!!
To get the 500 damage more easily just fight lots of battles until you get an enchanted "death" weapon. adds between 0 and 1000 points of damage to each hit.
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