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Tasty Planet
Feb. 03, 2011
Rating: 3
I used to be able to eat a tree in one gulp. Now I'm limited to a taxi cab. Someone's been on a weight loss program.
Rating: 0
I'm pretty sure that most police cars I see are more than 2 meters long.
Amorphous+
Feb. 02, 2011
Rating: -7
Ways I've died: Death by Horror, death by Biter, death by Oozle, death by long protrusion from Gray, and death by Meltie goop.
The Sagittarian
Rating: 1
"They're just chickens dude." I DONT LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE. slash slash OH HOLY CRAP. HE'S GONE EVIL! pump shotgun time pew pew
Don't Shoot The Puppy!
Feb. 01, 2011
On the level where the ball goes behind the cannon, waste as much ammo as you want. It's fun to watch.
Get Off My Lawn
Rating: -1
2/1/11 I am in first place of Today's highscores and second place of the week's. :D
No Time To Explain
Rating: 2
Probably my favorite part is how this is the only game on Kongregate that I know has physics, and futuristic characteristics.
You Have To Defecate Upon King Bhumibol
onion power ftw.
Mushroom Farm Defender
Dec. 24, 2010
Rating: -8
Mushroom revolution > this
Champions of chaos
Dec. 23, 2010
...I was actually expecting pets in the pet shop...
Animation Tutorial 101
Dec. 22, 2010
Rating: 4
Well it doesn't exactly tell you how to make multiple pictures into an animation. What software?
K.O.L.M.
Dec. 21, 2010
I like the words at the end once you completely finish the game. I was wondering why you named it some letters, but then I realized why. So... Why does his mom hate him though? He "killed" her and Dad and his brothers, but if she's still alive...
Radical Fishing
Dec. 12, 2010
Rating: -2
When I first saw it, I was like "wut" but then I was like ":3"
Portal Defenders
Nov. 26, 2010
There are other guys at Wadolf? He just shooped me to death. One shot.
Nov. 25, 2010
I get to Mindchamber and then his charge kills me.
Junk Battles
Nov. 15, 2010
Rating: -4
I downloaded the Flash Player and it still says I have to download it.
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