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Clarence's Big Chance

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Feb. 24, 2011

Rating: 0

So you have to get dressed and go to work and all that, but what about hitting the gym?

Dead Drunk 1.3

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Feb. 24, 2011

Rating: 5

Police: We found a man dead hanging off the barrel of a tank's cannon. What should we do with the body?

Dead Drunk 1.3

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Feb. 24, 2011

Rating: -3

BEER AQUIRED.

Dont Whack Your Teacher

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Feb. 23, 2011

Rating: 3

"You've murdered me 8 times, of course I'll accept the random lighter you pulled out of your backpack!"

Dont Whack Your Teacher

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Feb. 23, 2011

Rating: 1

Whack the teacher? I think you mean murder the teacher!

Defend Your Cheese

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Feb. 23, 2011

Rating: -1

AAAHHH!! THERE'S RATS AND AN OWL IN MY ATTIC!

Treadmillasaurus Rex

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Feb. 23, 2011

Rating: 10

Spike balls: how the dinosaurs became extinct.

Everybody Edits

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Feb. 22, 2011

Rating: -1

Can someone Message me what a boss level is?

One Step Back

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Feb. 22, 2011

Rating: 0

"When people say you can't escape your past, I beg to differ. You can. I just won't." The only reason he won't is because he saw a dead end.

One Step Back

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Feb. 22, 2011

Rating: 0

So, he decides to run away from his memories, and then for some odd reason goes, "You know what? I'm sick of this" and decides to DESTROY his memories, and then ends up back at the beginning and wants to run from memories again...

Project: Princess

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Feb. 22, 2011

Rating: 14

Definetly needs a more modern sequel.

Project: Princess

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Feb. 22, 2011

Rating: 2

Kairi Kork, age -2.

Project: Princess

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Feb. 21, 2011

Rating: 18

She's 16 and still fits into the summer dress I bought when she was 10...

The Majesty of Colors

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Feb. 21, 2011

Rating: 4

In different endings, he's like different people. When you kill the sub, he's the monster hearing their screams. When you save the kid, he's the kid. When you die by sub, he's... I dunno...

Despair

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Feb. 21, 2011

Rating: 2

"I will not let him kill another victim." That's what they all say before being so reckless as to open a door that would kill the victim.

The Black Forest: Episode 4

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Feb. 21, 2011

Rating: 4

I think the second was the best. It's like you want to get crystals so badly, and have to get those pink squares to help you in order to do it, you give up what makes you YOU. In doing so, you actually end up losing your sight and being like a pink square. In this one, it's like the last stretch of your journey before death or something, and you just need a friend.

Panda Park

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Feb. 21, 2011

Rating: 4

Played all by myself. PANDA IS WINNER.

Understanding Games: Episode 4

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Feb. 21, 2011

Rating: 4

So... It was a draw when Bub (me) had 4 hearts, Bob had 3, Flip had all 5, and Flop had four with me. How does that work?

Flagstaff: Chapter One

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Feb. 20, 2011

Rating: 1

"Vodka! Got some OJ?"

Burrito Bison

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Feb. 20, 2011

Rating: -1

Best time: 1:21:30

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