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Burrito Bison

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Feb. 18, 2011

Rating: -5

There needs to be a sequel where you're the gummy bear.

The Unfair Platformer

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Feb. 16, 2011

Rating: 1

One complaint: 3rd level, enemy way too slow, wastes time.

Over The Border

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Feb. 16, 2011

Rating: 3

It's always those dang birds, almost to America, and some sort of deranged eagle freaks out and lashes its beak at me.

Rebuild

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Feb. 14, 2011

Rating: -13

I got to like day 250, and destroyed the evil portal, and I come back on today to find out my entire city has been deleted. 1/5

Guy of My Dreams

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Feb. 13, 2011

Rating: 20

I got a guy who matched NONE of my visual requirements, and found out that he was vain, a murderer, and horny... BEST BOYFRIEND EVER. :3

Rebuild

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Feb. 13, 2011

Rating: 3

My favorite guy died from a zombie surprise attack. Then the lady who joined right when he died, and took his place, died of a disease. It's all the fault of those stupid turnips.

Great Dungeon in the Sky

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Feb. 12, 2011

Rating: 12

There should be a sequel where you can do multiplayer! Vote + if you agree.

Great Dungeon in the Sky

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Feb. 12, 2011

Rating: -1

All of the dragons (and Gojira) were were like 2 blocks away from the yellow dragon, except for the wind one.

Great Dungeon in the Sky

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Feb. 11, 2011

Rating: 2

I love the green square. I went from a giant flying eyeball to a square with one hit, not to mention that it can only make other guys into squares.

Great Dungeon in the Sky

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Feb. 11, 2011

Rating: -1

I've beaten one on the top row and the entire second row. How long until I find a dragon?!

create your own tower defense

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Feb. 11, 2011

Rating: 31

Y' know, we should be able to upload these games that we make to Kongregate! Press + if you agree.

create your own tower defense

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Feb. 10, 2011

Rating: 10

I wanted to upload mine, but I couldn't do it. Create Account won't let me Submit and Login is obviously not going to work.

You Have To Burn The Rope

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Feb. 08, 2011

Rating: 3

0mg my w3aponz rnt wurk1ng!!!11!1!!1 Oh wait, nevermind, the chandelier does fine.

No Time To Explain

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Feb. 06, 2011

Rating: 2

I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DANCE AGAIN! y' know, because they don't allow dinosaurs with glasses into their dancing studio.

The Company of Myself

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Feb. 05, 2011

Rating: -29

My favorite part is that he killed her and put her in the green box with the two flower checkpoints nearby.

The most 5star rated game about cats sitting on tables

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Feb. 04, 2011

Rating: -2

I love how if you jump from high enough, you can see the white part of the picture of your cat, showing that either he only has MS Paint, or got the picture from Google.

Survival Lab

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Feb. 04, 2011

Rating: -8

It's really sad when you have all the upgrades and can't make it past level 13.

Tower Core

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Feb. 04, 2011

Rating: 13

The aliens will really wait right in front of an observatory that fires lasers for the time it takes that one guy to walk to three different towers, up and down each, like 5 times per tower, get back, load up the laser, and fire it.

Belial Chap. 2.5

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Feb. 04, 2011

Rating: 8

So, I have the heart of an angel and some weird gray thing kills my guide and myself. IN MY SUBCONSIOUS. >_<

Amorphous+

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Feb. 03, 2011

Rating: -8

I wish I knew how to have multiple powers at once.

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