My favorite guy died from a zombie surprise attack. Then the lady who joined right when he died, and took his place, died of a disease. It's all the fault of those stupid turnips.
I love how if you jump from high enough, you can see the white part of the picture of your cat, showing that either he only has MS Paint, or got the picture from Google.
The aliens will really wait right in front of an observatory that fires lasers for the time it takes that one guy to walk to three different towers, up and down each, like 5 times per tower, get back, load up the laser, and fire it.