Yeah, I don't think so. Copying random URLs that are supposed to automatically download files sounds like a wonderful way to get malware on my computer. Since there's no actual in-window game, I'm going to have to flag this.
So.... horrific lag, unresponsive controls, and about a dozen orcs to pick off before they kill the workers that they were right next to when I got close? Screw this...
Yeah, this is obviously not your game. And looking at your 'other games,' I see absolutely no similarity in gameplay or art. Did you even read the bit where you only upload your own work?
No, it's Pastel Games. Just look at their other games; they've had the kitchen, bathroom and basement on here for ages, along with games where you'll see definite similarities, like Fog Fall and Sneak Thief.
Your cellphone version mysteriously gives five ants per day whether I have 5% ants in the nursery or 100%. And I can live with that, but it does cripple development. This Kongregate version appears to have extended that problem to the nest, and that ensures that the ants will shortly need more food in a day than they can store.
I admit, this is the first time I've seen somebody go to /this/ length to hide the fact he's running a scam for referral points. Nonetheless, this isn't a game. I can't even tell what I'd be signing up for if I was stupid enough to 'wright my e-mail' there, but the fact I'm required to go through multiple sponsor tiers and not cancel anything I agree to for at least 30 days says enough. Don't try to bilk gullible players into hideously expensive agreement like this, especially when a lot of Kong doesn't meet that 18-or-older requirement.
Poor language skills are the bane of a game like this. I don't know anybody who'd think 'pine cone' when they see the word cone, and a firecracker has very little in common with the christmas cracker you wanted me to look for. I don't even know what a clew is, but the game says it's this ball of yarn.
Oh, no need to be nervous about it... thegames8 /always/ has massive uprating in the early going, followed by dwindling to 2 stars at best. Some of their games aren't even possible when you get to the later levels, but they insist on pulling this instead of making better games.
Yes, play the beginning. It was uploaded by SeethingSwarm last September, which makes this guy with a doge icon and two games of what he calls a trilogy highly suspicious.
Let's see here... 'a game by Seething Swarm'. Initially uploaded by SeethingSwarm. That makes you a blatant game thief. If it isn't yours, don't upload it.
Who's bright idea was sudden death levels plus this long of a 'you failed'? Ooh, look, another spear chucker killed me from off screen, time to watch a dramatic collapse and fail message /again/. This is taking more time than I actually play!
Oww... I don't know what happened, but when I left the station for the first time I was so close to it that I was taking hull damage every time the autopilot tried to turn me instead of actually turning. I also took a lot of unnecessary damage when the popups about my magnificent achievement in destroying a pirate sentry prevented me from shooting the second one-would it be possible to add an auto-target on whatever's hitting your ship while it's idle?
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